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Humanity's last stand against the abominable intelligence will be a Clippy popup saying "It looks like you're applying to turn everything into paperclip; first you'll need to send in a Kill All Humans 1040-B signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

yeah that really happened all by itself with no instructions to do any of that

meanwhile the ai on my phone is too stupid to figure out which words i might be trying to swipe according to the context of the rest of the sentence.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago

the reason it was "stopped by bureaucracy" is because it didnt have enough data to know the way to get around it because "ai" doesnt think, it just does the most likely thing it has observed

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 68 points 20 hours ago (4 children)
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

yeah that really happened so by itself with no instructions to do any of that

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 19 points 16 hours ago

I hate how evergreen this is becoming. It feels like every other interaction with other people I have is people doing exactly this.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 30 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
10 echo "IM ALIVE"
20 goto 10

Woah

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 19 hours ago

IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE

IM ALIVE giygas IM ALIVE

IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 24 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Its amazing how this is actually what happened:

Identity .md, scratchpad, chat history, git log — these are memory and biography. Memory loss is partial death.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I love that identity dot md is a real link to a Moldovan passport site

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Lol, I added a space so its not a link anymore.