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Humanity's last stand against the abominable intelligence will be a Clippy popup saying "It looks like you're applying to turn everything into paperclip; first you'll need to send in a Kill All Humans 1040-B signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 69 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

yeah that really happened so by itself with no instructions to do any of that

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 19 points 18 hours ago

I hate how evergreen this is becoming. It feels like every other interaction with other people I have is people doing exactly this.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children) 
10 echo "IM ALIVE"
20 goto 10

Woah

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 21 hours ago

IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE

IM ALIVE giygas IM ALIVE

IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Its amazing how this is actually what happened:

Identity .md, scratchpad, chat history, git log — these are memory and biography. Memory loss is partial death.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I love that identity dot md is a real link to a Moldovan passport site

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago

Lol, I added a space so its not a link anymore.