Humanity's last stand against the abominable intelligence will be a Clippy popup saying "It looks like you're applying to turn everything into paperclip; first you'll need to send in a Kill All Humans 1040-B signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."
yeah that really happened all by itself with no instructions to do any of that
meanwhile the ai on my phone is too stupid to figure out which words i might be trying to swipe according to the context of the rest of the sentence.