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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 89 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

They planned it.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 77 points 2 months ago (1 children)

100% sure they did this on purpose

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

And if isn't they, it's them.

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] aeration1217@lemmy.org 11 points 2 months ago

goatse left such a cultural impact

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can't believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go "that never happened" and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there's the degenerates willing to defend it "nothing ever happens", as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw this posted a few years ago and apparently the stickers were designed and placed there by pranksters. Which, you know, should have been pretty obvious to everyone to begin with.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This platform is absolutely notorious for missing obvious satire.

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Definitely the first thing that stood out to me when I joined.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 months ago

If this was in a c/funny or a c/microblog community it'd be a little scammy. But in this comm I actually think it's too good to be a shitpost. What has become of the low-effort garbo we used to know and love?

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

there is nothing confusing about it. use hands to spread your asshole and prepare for cock, apparently.

.... but please, use clean hands to spread them cheeks.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I can't remember if I was wearing it before, but I'm not wearing it now. It's probably fine. I think. Maybe.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Knew what?

...Also why is there a picture of a person opening their anus up for that penis?

Edit: my mistake. It's quite obviously a picture of a mushroom, a huge kidney bean with a hole in it, and a pair of gloves. I was way off!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These pictures don’t look real at all.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it is legit, the faucet design makes no sense.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.

The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a fully stocked library that also houses a compendium of games. I don’t love it.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean "legit" in that it was designed to really just be a hands and sink rather than a butthole and penis.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, I gotcha now. Yeah, it’s definitely just goatse+1 penis. The spout and sink aren’t even reminiscent of any plumbing I’ve ever seen.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] nevetsg@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

an attempt has been made.

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[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

No way that wasn't intentional

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is like when people's mom's pretend to not know what sex is. The artist knew what they were doing. The managers knew it when they paid for the stickers. Like everyone involved in this process "wink/nudge collaborated" to get this into a bathroom

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Generally, when looking at a vertical representation of horizontal space, we think of the top as further away from the viewer, and the bottom as closest (think the graphics on your stove letting you know which know goes to which burner... the back burners are the top ones, and the fronts are the bottom.

The only reason to have the faucet appear as closer and ypur hands as farther away is to intentionally make it loom dirty...

...Unless this graphic is telling you to stand on the far side of the basin and wash someone else's hands for them.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They hate us cuz they anus?

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't get how that's even supposed to be a sink.what faucet looks like that? And what sink is shaped that way?

Also, why is the asshole, I mean drain ...black on the left one?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Because the lining on the left is in black.

[–] pipi1234@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thumbs are in the wrong way is they wanted to depict a person in front of a washing basin.

This is definitely on purpose.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

While I agree with your conclusion, stick your hands under the water palms up and see which way your thumbs point.

Unless the picture depicts someone washing their hands and dick in a sink, though in that case it's the arms that are wrong.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

how come nobody is mentioning that it is probably just funny vandalism?

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Mind the gap.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Nothing confusing there

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Confusing?

They spelled 'suggestive' incorrectly.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, this has to be AI

Nobody "designs" that without knowing exactly what they're doing

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure I saw that same design more than a decade ago tho.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Por favor muéstrame su culo

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