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[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

I like the one where he goes “its jacking time” and then sperms on the tv

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

The Prestige tied with The Fountain because my friend made a lewd joke when he drank the tree sap.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 12 hours ago

he'll year! excellent choise

[–] an_engel_on_earth@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

omg its mine too

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Jackin' his Swordfish while he's hackin' his worm.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

Hugh jackin it?

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

Swordfish, obviously.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm like the only person I know that liked him and everyone else in les miserables

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I was going to jokingly call your friends a synonym for unintelligent favored by play enjoyers, then I looked it up and of course it is related to an actual mental illness.

Another word for the slur filter because we live in hellworld.cretin

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

There are so many insults that started as slurs...

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

The Presteej.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

Peerisoners

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

legimately, i critically dig this movie. pretty amusing dialogue. like when he confronts her slimy boss:

Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

i dunno, i think it's slop but i happen to like time travel romance slop.

edit: also, i rate it above capeshit and i fucking hated the prestige, my god i really hate nolan.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 1 points 13 hours ago

Hell yeah that was my first thought too! Love that movie. Of course Logan is still the best of the X-Men live action slop.