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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

i dunno, i think it's slop but i happen to like time travel romance slop.

edit: also, i rate it above capeshit and i fucking hated the prestige, my god i really hate nolan.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

i keep remembering funny bits from K&L, so im gonna have to download and watch it again tonight.

his rant about a shitty toaster and integrity is fucking amazing.

Leopold: That thing is a damned hazard!
Kate: It's just a toaster!
Leopold: Well, insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces no toast at all, merely warm bread! Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal. So, clearly, to make proper toast it requires one and a half insertions, which is something for which the apparatus doesn't begin to allow! One assumes that when the General of Electric built it, he might have tried using it. One assumes the General might take pride in his creations instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public.
Kate: You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice!
Leopold: Not where I come from.
Kate: Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is the result of reflection and study!
Leopold: Ah yes, you mock me. But perhaps one day when you've awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm brioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter, you'll understand that life is not solely composed of tasks, but tastes.

i also like the earnest protagonist-outside-of-time genre too, admittedly, or generally any kind of anachronistic/improbable cultural collision.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

the other side of knowing "awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm brioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter" is https://hexbear.net/post/7723533

this always makes all of these stories quite spicy