I already regret not eating 15-20 pickles!
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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It’s never too late to redeem yourself. Jesus loves you
But does he love pickles?
This can only go well.
I have, indeed, eaten a few pickles before posting this.
Still hungry though.
The acidity will increase your appetite.
But my stomach is always acidic
Only a few? Sounds like you have about 12 - 17 more to go
On it!
I can’t do it. Watching my sodium levels 😔
Real gigachads are out here saltmaxxing, while you remain a low sodium virgin
my wiener is VERY low sodium 😔
You just gotta balance the Sodium Pickles with Potassium Pickles
Watching them climb to the moon, amirite? 😏
Low sodium pickles are here for you.
I ran out of pickles and only ate 14. What is going to happen to me? I'm scared.
Buy more pickles.
if one of them was really big, it's okay it averages out
I regret eating one pickle. And that's not one at a time, that's just one in my whole life.
That’s why you are advised to eat 15-20 pickles instead of one pickle.
Just tried. Tasted horrible. But the good news is my heart definitely liked it because it's going absolutely bananas!!
It is the way of my tribe to not let any part of the pickle jar go to waste. All of pickle juice must also be drank.
This is the way.
I slice a fresh cucumber and put it into the leftover brine overnight. MOAR pickles.
Girl dinner
Suppository
Been there, done that.
Please don't eat me
How many of you are in a jar?
It's just me now. There were 13 of us, but now it's just me! They already ate my I and L, I'm just getting by with these 1s!!!!
What size pickles we talking here.
These look like gherkins so pretty small
That's what she said
I’m not insecure. You’re insecure.
Adequate size.
Bowl of pickles and flavor blasted goldfish. I’m not above it.
Add a half gallon of milk and you have a balanced diet
A new flavor of shit post has entered the arena. Let's see how this one goes.
Technically, it's a pickle post. No poo included.
Hm, pickle 🤤
I had 15 to 20 pickles once and I don't regert it.
Transfems are you still doing pickle jokes or have y'all mostly switched away from spiro?
I legitimately don't understand what people see in pickles. Someone put some on my burger the other day. Burger was fucking ruined. Even after you pick them off the juices and smell linger.
I legitimately don't understand what people see in pickles.
Often, seeds.
Pickles are tasty though.
No
😞