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[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

I've got an idea for an app. Duolingo but for JOI and it's the goth girl being like "Why don't you tug on your little penis. Or don't. I don't care." And the hijabi is cheering you on and encouraging you to use the Hitachi.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

I'm on board. Teach me the impossible: how to be even angrier.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Step 1: Learn Polish

Step 2: Enjoy

Bonus Step: Read "Kiedyś tu było życie, teraz jest tylko bieda" by Katarzyna Duda

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

You half assedly learned a few words in Spanish from an app. Now you can half assedly learn some coping skills!

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

How many weeks do i have to practice to develop enough berserker rage to head butt a mountain?

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

UH OH looks like you're having BIG feelings!

Why not take your 10 minutes of zen and keep your happy streak going?

[-] AlkaliMarxist@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Duolingo but it just teaches you cuss words.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

so-true I love the "[random app] for [unrelated thing]" format of "innovation"

faceapp for funerals

LinkedIn for coke dealers

CrunchyRoll for Silent Film Nerds

WeChat for War Criminals

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

LinkedIn for coke dealers

Can't just throw this gem in with the rest

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

WeChat for War Criminals

That’s just Telegram

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

bird-screm-2 YOU ARE 45 MINUTES LATE FOR YOUR SCHEDULED MEDITATION!

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey, it's Duo. You haven't gotten red face mad today. Got 5 minutes?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Hey, it's X. The platform formerly known as Twitter.

ftfy

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 11 months ago

I bet Emotional Intelligence Fanatics are insufferable

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I hate the gamification of life. You keep dripping dopamine coins and points for tasks and skills and the customers will never realize that their progress is subpar, if any at all.

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