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[–] remon@ani.social 175 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (76 children)

I mean, it's not really bestiality if it isn't sexual. A gynocological exam also isn't fingering.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 68 points 3 weeks ago (51 children)

A gynaecologist "treats" the patient, benefitting the patient.

Forcibly impregnating someone is also called rape.

[–] remon@ani.social 44 points 3 weeks ago (64 children)

Artificial insemination is a treatment.

[–] _tasten_tiger@feddit.org 74 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

If the recipient asked for it and the donor is giving it out of free will with the explicit intention then yes it is a medical treatment.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Ah yes so when I give my dog antibiotics for an infection against his will it's definitely not medical treatment

[–] M137@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Making an animal pregnant isn't solving a medical issue. How do you not see the difference?

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago

Personally I view it the same as giving medicine to a baby. They don't understand, sometimes you have to make decisions in their best interests.

Key point: in their best interests, not for personal gain.

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[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a vegan but if you think what happens to cows is a medical "treatment" then you are a dumbass

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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (40 children)

Forcibly impregnating someone is also called rape.

someone

Key word.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (117 children)

It's not rape if it's your dog

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[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

Aka the nudist defense.

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 155 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think this post might be too powerful for lemmy shitpost.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I'm genuinely impressed by the amount of reports I've gotten from this thread. This is top tier shit.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (15 children)

"This is the police! Hands up you FREAK!"

"...im a farmer"

"omg thats so cool, can i bring my kids to watch and maybe they can try?"

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 43 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

If people are willing to mastrubate bulls for money, then just imagine what else they are willing to do to earn a buck.

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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You guys are doing it for the meat and that's weak. I don't need a reason.

[–] obre@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)
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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Fruit is perfectly wholesome and natural though. Except they aren't....

Corn is basically a bulge of semen because of how humans have bred it.

Bananas are incapable of reproducing. All bananans you find in the supermarket are clones. If men were to die out, so would the common (cavendish) banana.

Cows are bred for milk production. If it wasn't for men, their milk production would be very different. It's just as natural as a banana.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 71 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

Cows are just as unnatural as bananas, but the farming of animals is much more cruel, unnecessary, and destructive to the environment

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

this entire post and thread.

I must paint you

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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This fuckin comment section.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (59 children)

Veganism is unnatural because we're all omnivores, and evolved eating both plants and animals.

Impregnating cows this way is also unnatural.

Both can be true.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 68 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Fun fact, we evolved to eat raw meat, that's why we have an appendix. Then, when we stopped eating raw meat, we started to evolve away from the appendix.

Evolutionary arguments don't support the naturalist fallacy, because evolution doesn't work like that. It responds to environmental pressures. It's not some guiding light for what we're "meant" to be doing, it's the tools we've got to support what we already did.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 23 points 3 weeks ago (24 children)

we’re all omnivores

Except, you know, the vegans.

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[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[–] ghost@literature.cafe 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (16 children)

The posters here are the same types of men who used to argue that enslaved human beings weren’t ‘people,’ merely property to do with as they pleased.

Yes, there are savagely callous, rather unintelligent and spiritually devoid humans who claim that cows - and by implication all other non-human beings - are not ‘people,’ but it doesn’t make it true. It just betrays their own barbaric stupidity.

The argument that non-human animals do not possess some vague set of traits that make humans the only species worthy of being classified as ‘people,’ is small-minded and ignorant, and based on outdated, biased and anthropocentric beliefs.

Cows, like all mammals, are beings who share the same kind of social bonds, care and love for family and community that humans share. They live complex emotional lives. They ARE ‘people,’ just as whales (who have been legally recognized as having personhood), dolphins, elephants and primates, are ‘people.’

Unfortunately we live in a society that more readily ascribes personhood to a sociopathic corporation than it does to living, empathetic beings who nurture their young, suffer and grieve, and deserve to live lives of dignity as much as any human does.

https://scitechdaily.com/this-cow-uses-tools-and-its-forcing-scientists-to-rethink-animal-intelligence/

https://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/06/opinion/sunday/dogs-are-people-too.html

https://www.earthlawcenter.org/blog-entries/2024/7/whale-personhood-in-polynesia

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Interesting that someone could look at a normal (albeit unpleasant) veterinary procedure and immediately think of beasiality.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

99.9999% of people on here have no idea of how farming works

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago

Carnists: "You don't understand, we need to shove our hands up their asses"

Vegans: "Yes, we know, that's what we are concerned with"

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[–] GR4CELESS@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Normal" in the context of industrial agriculture... Which has existed for less time than beastiality (source: idk might have made it up but it seems likely)

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[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I came across a vidya on the interwebs many hears ago where a monkey grabbed a frog and used it as a fleshlight... Ever since then Ive had a different relationship with the word "unnatural". The truth is that shoving your arm up a cows ass and eating vegan fervantly and being a hater ass bitch are all perfect examples of natural human behaviour.....and im well past thinking theyre not.

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