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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 60 points 3 days ago
[–] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The wise words of President Joe Biden

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was an excerpt from an actual speech he gave at the groundbreaking event for an animal hospital.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He was such a hero for that. Best president the USA ever had. LOL

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 23 points 3 days ago

Joe, your clam would be positively on fire with both physical and mental discomfort and your next piss would be like the fire of a thousand suns. Your butthole would probably get used to it, though. Be a little itchy depending on the laundry soap I guess.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can anyone post a link to the material being referenced here, so I can decide whether to warn my church group about it?

[–] SoyTDI@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Maybe Cats (2019).

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

Honestly searching the 'camel toe' tag didn't turn up as many results as I would have expected. But I did find this vaporeon

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

On a related note why do people wear leggings thst have weird wrinkles or lines where the leggings bite into your ass crack? It looks so wrong. I'm not the only person who has noticed this, right??

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're called "butt scrunch" leggings, it's just a style thing I think. I don't mind them personally, but then again I think leggings are hot in general.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You've gotten some answers already, but truly the main reason is to attempt to make your butt look better/more attractive.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

What I don't like about them is that it makes it seem like you've cast your butt in pottery or something, just completely rigidly fixed into that shape. To be fair I also don't find leggings good looking, but they exist also for a functional, exercising purpose, and they're good at that (afaik)

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The wrinkles come from shortening the seam to less than the width of the fabric panel.

The seam being shorter means it pulls into the crack, accentuating instead of hiding it.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pros: your leggings last longer! Yay!

Cons: everyone will think you have an Eldritch Butthole™

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Eldritch Butthole

Pics or it didn't happen 👀

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

~~Pros: your leggings last longer! Yay~~

The manufacturer can use even cheaper material.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

How is it that you know so much about leggings?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago

It's about time that man made sense!

[–] s@piefed.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And he wasn’t even running in 2024

[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I mean... he was for the first half of 2024.

[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

That just shows how powerful that tweet is.

[–] gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dont want to check if this is real becaus Im scared it might be

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Dude.

Biden's so old, senile, and out of touch that he hardly knows what a traffic light is.

I think it's safe to say that he knows about as much about furry art tendencies as Trump knows about consent.

[–] Igilq@szmer.info 4 points 3 days ago

Whaaat, i want to see that with my own eyes

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

true, to be fair