~~Daddy~~ data please
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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If I'm gonna have a server shoved inside of my cock, I at least wanna self host with it.
More prone to DDoS attacks
Better pen-test it.
Don't know about distributed, but yeah, that IS an area where "denial of service" is common 😄
oh it can definitely be distributed. just gotta have the right mindset
Fucking cock-blockers!
At about 500,000 cubic feet for an average-ish data centre - maybe your mom's
Each sperm can hold over 37MB of genetic data, so the average ejaculation can deposit over 1100TB of genetic data.
Not quite data center levels.
Not quite data center levels.
Speak for yourself. I've personally managed some rather high throughput with astonishingly low latency.
Yo they using sperm to store AI models now?
1100TB a second? That seems pretty fast, just gotta link aggregation the inputs and keep em coming.
You only get that speed after 30s of preparation and conditioning, and it only lasts a few seconds. Burst transmission, indeed.
Someone has never seen the world record fuck partner videos. The prep is being done while waiting in the queue.
That's called double data rate
Oh baby, let me deposit my backup in your repository!
That's how they steal your genetic data.
Your genetic data, your husband's genetic data, and your future kids' genetic data. They're playing the long con on that one.
And the mailman too.
Sooo i get terabyte ethernet, infinite heating and rent for free???? Sign me up!
They put a data center in my pussy in 1979 but the whole thing was bigger than me so they had to shred me up into a sludge and coat it with me. You ladies these days have it easy, data centers are much smaller now.
Sploosh cooling system.
Promise? UwU