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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please drag the ship overland to Colorado and save my people. I work 40+ hours per week and have no health insurance.

[–] Oreb@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lol I remember we watched this on the ole hextube, shit was wild

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Fitzcarraldo, by Werner Herzog starring Klaus Kinski

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzcarraldo

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Cuba sends doctors to countries in need.

Us Gov't:Cuba is invading countriessquidward-scream-point

US sens medical ship to a country that, at least as the public knows, isn't having trouble meeting the medical needs. However the US had made it known it wants to annex Greenland.

US Gov't: We are just so benevolentwere-gonna-kill-you

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago

kelly Cruise-Sade

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

Don't americans need that more?

Or are they gonna charge the greenlanders

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are they going to try and spread smallpox again?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

Greenland is cold. Very, very, very, very cold. JD said "I want to go to Greenland!" JD is my lapdog. He had to go because I made him. Maybe I visit later - after change in ownership. So... in Greenland they need blankets. They're getting special blankets. Very special. Very best.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you think that Trump was so impressed by this image that he accidentally had grok fart out, that he felt it needed a presidential tweet to Christen it?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe somebody else generated the hospital ship and then they printed it out because Trump likes seeing net stuff on paper and this could have happened...

"Look - Mr. President - you could send a hospital ship to Greenland."

"I could send a hospital ship to Greenland?"

"Yes. You're sending a hospital ship to Greenland with the help of the fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry."

"Who is the fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry?"

"Your Greenland guy."

"The fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry is my Greenland guy?"

"Yes. Your strong and powerful Greenland guy."

"But why am I sending a hospital ship there?"

"To help the many people who are sick there."

"Okay. But what's in it for me?"

"It makes you presidential. And it's best to be strong and powerful and presidential. At all times. But especially war times. And - any time - you could lead the strong and powerful United States to war with Iran."

"War with Iran. Strong and powerful. Presidential. I could send a hospital ship to Greenland."

"Yes. You have the best ideas, Mr. President."

"Yes, I do. My ideas are best."

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

de-authority

"Yes. You have the best ideas, Mr. President."

[–] dove_milk@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Heading off to the sunset... Going rhe wrong way.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

~~wrong~~ long way

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Could be sunrise?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It wasn’t clear whether Greenland asked for the extra medical help or why Trump inferred that Greenlanders weren’t being properly taken care of. Trump named Gov. Jeff Landry (R-LA) as his as his envoy to the arctic nation in December.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-posts-picture-us-hospital-011238304.html

[–] DwigtRortugal@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

who wouldn't look upon the state of louisiana and conclude that their leadership caste should also be in charge of more places

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i wonder if he thinks that image is a real life photo.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if he actually knows where Greenland is

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

its between Yellowland and Blueland.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

He probably thinks it's the place that has the trees money grows on

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

He absolutely does, but he thinks it's bigger than South America because it looks big on the map projection.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

OpenAI piss filter