Do you think that Trump was so impressed by this image that he accidentally had grok fart out, that he felt it needed a presidential tweet to Christen it?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe somebody else generated the hospital ship and then they printed it out because Trump likes seeing net stuff on paper and this could have happened...

"Look - Mr. President - you could send a hospital ship to Greenland."

"I could send a hospital ship to Greenland?"

"Yes. You're sending a hospital ship to Greenland with the help of the fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry."

"Who is the fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry?"

"Your Greenland guy."

"The fantastic governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry is my Greenland guy?"

"Yes. Your strong and powerful Greenland guy."

"But why am I sending a hospital ship there?"

"To help the many people who are sick there."

"Okay. But what's in it for me?"

"It makes you presidential. And it's best to be strong and powerful and presidential. At all times. But especially war times. And - any time - you could lead the strong and powerful United States to war with Iran."

"War with Iran. Strong and powerful. Presidential. I could send a hospital ship to Greenland."

"Yes. You have the best ideas, Mr. President."

"Yes, I do. My ideas are best."

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

de-authority

"Yes. You have the best ideas, Mr. President."