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[–] chocrates@piefed.world 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should take a big sip of thilk instead. It’s good for you.

[–] deepfriedchril@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sip… bite… whatever. As long as you CONSUME the thilk.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

This milk would require SERIOUS mastication!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let it be known that I love this image

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

Me too. Cockatiels make me smile

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

thick water is a real thing actually.

some people have difficulty swallowing thin substances like water due to diseases or damage to their esophagus.

1000003090

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Also comes in powder to add to a beverage of your choice.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

~~TH~~LICK IT

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

Looks more like SHWATER

Good catch LOL

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless it's a joke, I can definitely see myself leaving my designated teaspoon in a glass of cafiza/Puly Caff overnight. Not in the fridge, though 🤔.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah… that’s not a teaspoon.

Edit: here’s another angle of the object in question.

And no, “what is this object?” is not one of my questions.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Haha, thanks, it's still just perfect to stir my tea with.

[–] suodrazah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you do this with strawberry or chocolate milk and then whip it, you end up with mousse.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think I messed up, I shook instead of whipped and got moose

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

But did you nay nay

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

A Møøse once bit my sister…

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 month ago

I mean, milk and gelatin is just shitty panna cotta. Add a few more ingredients and it will be good.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the lazy man’s yogurt.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Too lazy to fucking wait‽

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That's it, no more Internet. We're going back to rotary phones and paper mail.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Thanks! I hate it!

[–] notsure@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

"...It does a body...umm...not bad?"...

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I don't know why this exists. But I'm upvoting because it delivered exactly what was promised.

Also. How are you getting the reaction without boiling, which is usually what's needed for activation.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

How are you getting the reaction without boiling, which is usually what's needed for activation.

Guess you’re going to have to find out for yourself by making thilk.

[–] ArchBtw@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

Could always dissolve in a tiny bit of water boiled like making a simple syrup. Then add to the moo juice to make thilk. You could even flavor it however you want; it would be a 1950's dream.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I absolutely hate this. Even if it is done with gelatin and not via the good old-fashioned route of time, there's no way that it tastes good.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

What's not to love about cow secretions mixed with boiled down (and filtered, don't worry!), tendons, hooves and eyelashes?

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Yup, it’s just milk and gelatin.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, "edible". Kinda how small stones are also edible.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WTF!? That actually made me gag.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just spread it out on a sheet tray and slice it into bars.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Disgusting.

Thanks for the warning.