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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I absolutely hate this. Even if it is done with gelatin and not via the good old-fashioned route of time, there's no way that it tastes good.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 1 points 35 minutes ago

What's not to love about cow secretions mixed with boiled down (and filtered, don't worry!), tendons, hooves and eyelashes?

Thanks for the warning.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

WTF!? That actually made me gag.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

Just spread it out on a sheet tray and slice it into bars.

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] axx@slrpnk.net 1 points 34 minutes ago

Yeah, "edible". Kinda how small stones are also edible.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Yup, it’s just milk and gelatin.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I don't know why this exists. But I'm upvoting because it delivered exactly what was promised.

Also. How are you getting the reaction without boiling, which is usually what's needed for activation.

[–] ArchBtw@ani.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Could always dissolve in a tiny bit of water boiled like making a simple syrup. Then add to the moo juice to make thilk. You could even flavor it however you want; it would be a 1950's dream.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

How are you getting the reaction without boiling, which is usually what's needed for activation.

Guess you’re going to have to find out for yourself by making thilk.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 77 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Let it be known that I love this image

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Me too. Cockatiels make me smile

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You should take a big sip of thilk instead. It’s good for you.

[–] deepfriedchril@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sip… bite… whatever. As long as you CONSUME the thilk.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

This milk would require SERIOUS mastication!

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 49 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 38 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 33 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

thick water is a real thing actually.

some people have difficulty swallowing thin substances like water due to diseases or damage to their esophagus.

1000003090

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Also comes in powder to add to a beverage of your choice.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 11 points 18 hours ago

Looks more like SHWATER

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 17 points 18 hours ago

I mean, milk and gelatin is just shitty panna cotta. Add a few more ingredients and it will be good.

[–] suodrazah@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If you do this with strawberry or chocolate milk and then whip it, you end up with mousse.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I think I messed up, I shook instead of whipped and got moose

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

But did you nay nay

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the lazy man’s yogurt.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Too lazy to fucking wait‽

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

That's it, no more Internet. We're going back to rotary phones and paper mail.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Thanks! I hate it!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Disgusting.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 19 hours ago
[–] notsure@fedia.io 8 points 20 hours ago

"...It does a body...umm...not bad?"...

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)