TIL that pears aren't common in grocery stores? And people may not like these delicious fruits

Maybe because pears I never know what I'm going to get, it's usually a grainy piece of shit

a pear of wut?

I got an Asian pear tree, a Nijisseiki specifically, a few years ago. Asian pears are usually really good, particularly the expensive ones that come in little pear bear bras. When you have your own tree though, you can harvest at absolute peak ripeness without having to worry about them going bad. Absolutely amazing fruit. Chill it in the refrigerator for an hour or two before eating so it's cool but not cold. Perfect dessert.

I know this is a shitpost, but to answer honestly... the last pear I had was when I was a child, and I'm in my 40s now.

I still remember their wonderful taste and I haven't been intentionally avoiding them. I just never came across an opportunity to eat one since my childhood. I've primarily consumed apples and oranges over the years and I can't even remember seeing pears at the store.

Maybe I should go check out my local grocery store and buy a few.

Fuck the pair, I want to hear about the Druid!

Well they would make my throat close up, but I'll keep it in mind for when the world gets inevitably worse.

I hear pears are healthier than apples! But apparently they have a shorter ripening window and logistically are way harder than apples. Basically, an apple is more profitable.

Are you watching me?

I just ate a pear as 1st dessert with chamomile tea and opened Lemmy. Now onto my beloved popcorn.

Please, bro! Pears are so good! Don’t you remember how it tasted? No? Maybe if you try harder? Still no? Ok, well trust us, it’s definitely memorable.

Team D'anjou represent!

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[Sephiroth voice] “Shall I give you dis pear?”

I always have a pair...