Idk why but "roses are red" jokes always make me giggle like a child
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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Because its clever and has a fantastic cadence. Its funny to me that the start is always the same but the punchline varies wildly too.
Ice got iced.
Did they get tired of shooting their spouses?
No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.
Very good 😊
If i was an ICE agent i'd probably shoot myself too
Do you think you'd still get that sign on bonus?
From what i've heard they haven't been getting that bonus even if they manage to not shoot themselves, i guess crime doesn't pay?
Or you could just.....ya know.....NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that's an option?
They are ICE agents, so... Probably not.
nature is healing
Feel good story of the year right here.
How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
YO!
I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!
::flips helmet mask down::
Keep firing, Assholes!
first good thing ice has done
Are they secretly good people after all?
no
True just like Hitler wasn't good even though he killed Hitler.
You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it's over. /j
Inspiring, reminds me of the guy who killed Hitler
Nature is healing.
When they shot Good, they sure weren’t worried about crossfire. It doesn’t surprise me these clowns would be shooting eachother regularly.
Not each other, themselves. The article says these morons shot themselves in the leg while holstering their weapons. LOL
It would be lovely if they all would
In the head instead of the leg, though.
Groin first, then head.
Good
They would probably stop shooting themselves if their Bananadine and Jenkem habits didn't cost them like a million bucks an hour, thanks liberals
A TOTSE reference?
Lol did you just reference the fictional drug from Anarchist Cookbook AND the fictional drug from TOTSE.
A true master of the shitpost. You have my respect sir.
Is my age showing or am I just too young to be on the Internet
They should stop hiring Barney Fife.
is that where all those SIGs went?