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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 month ago (7 children)

My takeaway here is that there’s apparently a market out there hungry for Minotaur smut.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There's a market out there for literally any kind of smut you can think of. It might be a small market, but there will be a market.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hell there's even a market for market based smut where craft markets are having anal sex with farmers markets while simultaneously having illicit affairs with stock markets. Everyone needs a little lovin'.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

While the flea market watches from the corner.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's a market hungry for smut about literary agents who reject manuscripts for Amazon prime printing being pounded up the butt by their own rejected manuscripts. If you can think it, Doctor Chuck Tingle has written it being pounded up the butt. I think that's rule 34L

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 month ago

Rule 34, basically

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And small as it may be, you will get paid better for your minotaur smut than you will for all your non-smut writing combined.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

An overwhelming amount of booktok/bookstagram (and their mentally challenged brother, bookbook, close relative of Moon Moon) is very much in love with e.g. Morning Glory Milking Farm.

WARNING: Look that book up at your own peril. You've been warned.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You: 'apparently'

Me, a furry for the last two decades: haha, yes, apparently, ha ha ha... haaaa...

[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Look up "ice planet barbarians". Forgot the author but there are a lot of different kind of barbarians, orcs, demons, etc. That are rough but with a soft spot, protecting the female lead heroically while taking her for themselves.

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 month ago

This is fantastic. Thanks for posting the reddit link, which has now been edited further:

EDIT 2: Apparently I also ~~owe an apology to the small (but vocal) contingent who really wanted this to be minotaur smut.~~ I'm doing my part. Now get typing.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

And the linked thread is basically a writing competition that the author is hosting with a $100 prize. The title is "Announcing the 2026 Beefhammer Prize For Excellence in Minotaur Erotica". Lovely!

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's cute that he thought "Gay Minotaur Sex" would be a brand new sentence somehow.

My sweet, sweet summer child...

[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

No, no, no. The new sentence is that it does NOT have Minotaur sex

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I didn't even have to search much...

Minotaur Smut

My motto is if a thing has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it. I say "it", because whatever it is can be an anthropomorphic toaster. Probably called "Hot Toasted Love" or "Butter my Bread".


Edit:, now I started down a dark rabbit hole... Which is also fucked in a book most likely.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Chuck "Pounded in the butt by my book "Pounded in the butt by my own butt"" Tingle is cheating.

You have to admit the ability to get pounded in the butt by your own butt is pretty remarkably convenient.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's Doctor Chuck Tingle, three time Hugo nominee!

I like the looks of that Ghost Raptor Seduction.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't understand what they were thinking

"The Staff: A Different Kind of RPG", and the picture is a naked minotaur looking down at a topless buff dude.

You might as well have called it "The Really Big Dick: This Aint For Kids" and had the minotaur's cock on the dude's head. That's the only way it could possibly have been any more suggestive.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It says LITRPG, not RPG. LITRPG is a story genre.

(Edit: this is meant to be informative, not condescending. I hadn't heard of that genre until semi recently.)

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fantasy smut sells! This dude could make fucking millions off this. I would rewrite the whole thing if I were him.

[–] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

roll a D8, the result determines the outcome of your conversation:

  1. the minotaur fucks you
  2. you fuck the minotaur
  3. the minotaur attacks you
  4. a trap door opens under you dropping you into a sex dungeon
  5. the minotaur starts crying (you monster)
  6. the minotaur proposes
  7. you trip and accidentally stab the minotaur to death (you monster)
  8. the minotaur fucks you

I'd play the shit out of that game

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's literally just the text adventure video game Corruption of Champions (CoCs). The sci-fi version is Trials in Tainted Space (TiTS).

[–] AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

....is that real or a clever pun you just made up? I really want to know without using Google.

[–] DeanTheCat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The sequel to Corruption of Champions is on Steam. Corruption of Champions 2. You can technically find it without googling if you search the Steam store.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Keep the title, keep the cover art, completely replace the content!

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The drawing is super suggestive, that Minotaur is ripped, face looking down while his chest pump up showing physical dominance while his "enemy" with his height only achieving the bare minimum to cover his massive huge humongous...personality

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also the title is literally called "The Staff"

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

And come on, why the hero is shirtless with jeans!! That's hot

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Right? As soon as I saw it was called "The Staff" I was like "Come the fuck on."

Might as well have called it, "The Massive Throbbing Minotaur Meatstick"

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ouch. Seriously, what was he thinking with that cover. Or the artist for that matter. Should have shopped it out to at least one friend and asked “based on the cover, what do you think this is about?”

I mean the name literally has “The Staff” in it!

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This seems to be garnering a lot of attention. Maybe he knew exactly what he was doing.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

'oh no, I swear I was always totally innocent, stepbro...'

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Oh god, I’m launching! I’m launching!

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's upset because everyone made the wrong assumption, it's actually a story about a sentient staff that gets revenge for being used as a sounding rod for 30 years.

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well then judging by the title it's about a group of coworkers?

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[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Jason knew that this was beyond him. And some deep inside him rose. A deep knowing that he could take this the minataur. Sterlingly strong, the minataur stood with a knowing going in his eyes. This wasn't his first rodeo. "Don't fail me now" Jason thought as he gripped his staff ever tighter."

"The minataur thrust himself at Jason. A tangled mess of limbs and horns, they jostled for position. Jason held the minataur's head down by the horns. "I've got you now" as he moved to thrust his staff deep inside the ... The world a twirl, Jason found himself on his back, lurching. Something gored him and the man-beast had struck the first blow. He had never felt anything like this before. The power. The grace. The yearning for release. He was no longer in control. When was the last time he wasn't in control?"

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Complete with the little spelling and grammar mistakes that such a novel would contain. Ahem, allegedly contain.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

don't think its gonna sell as good with a different cover. also "A NOVEL NOT ABOUT GAY MINOTAUR SEX?" should be its byline

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not convinced that there isn't a whole lot of gay minotaur sex in this book.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I feel like I want to start minutar smut now

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