Gotta get ready for bed, its almost cool J
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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Anyone under 25 able to tell me what that time indicates?
I like it. Numbers should not be required anyway after elementary school
The Movado craze of the late aughts proves this.
The best numeral system
I honestly love it.
It’s time o’clock
This might be the single least shit shitpost i've ever seen.
That clock rules. What a thing of beauty.
🕕 🕕🕕
🕕🕕 🕒
Person: What time is it? Me: L
Ok, but what hour is it the 50th minute of
10 tiL
one of 'em, probably. coffee?
Chronology meets tautology
Love it. Where to buy?
Oh dear, it's already J o'clock
Uhh, I'm pretty sure that's an L
Honestly, I was just making a joke about the shapes and wasn't paying attention to the pointers, but now that I notice the clock actually is L o'clock I feel stupid.
ITS TIME TO DUEL.
I PLAY POT OF GREeD
Time looks at me while i figure out what im looking at....
I wouldn't