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[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there a source for this? Not that I disagree, I’m just curious and want to throw it at rightoids

[–] Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

It comes down to the definition of MAGA supporters.

Let's say everyone who voted for Trump gets deported.

Now basically half or rather one third of America is gone.... Well crime rates will drop definitely.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just read this to my mom, and said "MAGAs commit WAY more crime than immigrants," and she replied, "MAGAs commit way more crime than EVERYBODY."

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] vpol@feddit.uk 97 points 3 days ago (12 children)

And average IQ will increase. It’s a win-win situation.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 30 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Not the country you deport them to. Lol

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just deport them to Israel. They seem to be quite enamored with it anyway.

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[–] durably465@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Please keep your domestic problems.

Keep your mass shooting, keep your pedolover, keep your exceptionalism.

The world is a way better place without your crazynes

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Just ship them to Russia, it’s where they all think they want to live anyways to get away from woke.

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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They seem to like Israel, maybe that would be a nice place for them ..

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Send them over to Russia please.

Straight to the front lines, where Ukrainian soldiers can put them out of everybody's misery.

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[–] speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Fuck that shit. We don’t want your garbage. That country has already shit on us enough for generations.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The MAGA to Russia immigration pipeline was a thing for a while.

Maybe they'll take them?

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I second the suggestion to give them to Israel.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Exactly. So what are they gonna do then eh? What country is going to be flooded with their pedophiles? Fuck off. They have more people incarcerated than the rest of the world combined, maybe if they incarcerated pedophiles and powerful criminals instead of minorities and poor people the whole problem would be fixed. Their billionaires would be incarcerated, so maybe also take away their wealth and use it to create a social system so people in general will get a higher standard of living, reducing the need to turn to crime, increasing education giving people a better future, keeping people healthy and fit so they can keep working and provide for themselves.

But instead they pick on the people who do the dirty jobs they don't want to do while protecting the worst criminals (pedos) and filling the pockets of their wealthiest even more at the cost of the rest of its citizens. Citizens, many of which voted for this. A true dystopia.

So I totally agree with you.

~~Dear~~ US: Please, keep your shit inside your own borders, we're fucking done with you assholes, don't bother us with your problems.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I am reasonably confident that you can explain Trump's 2020 election loss by way of the disproportionate number of COVID casualties and deaths in Red areas vs Blue areas.

Basically, if Trump/MAGA had actually responded to COVID sensibly, as sensibly as Blue areas did, on average, accounting for population density...

Trump would have actually won.

But so many MAGA voters died or were disabled from voting, by COVID, that they instead lost, and then further went nuts, and didn't believe it, and attempted an insurrection.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Trump won in '24 because of inflation. It's that simple. People hated the economy under Biden and walked to 'go back' to the Trump years when things were better.

And Harris didn't basically told voters the economy is great let's not change a thing... and most people who weren't die hard liberal/leftists were disgusted by that because they saw prices going up and their wages staying the same.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Prices going up and wages staying the same?

The same way it's been for more than a decade?

And this is the basis that people used to justify voting for Trump?

People really are fucking stupid, aren't they?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

To put it mildly.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bullshit. Trump won because he, Musk, and Putin rigged the election, then MAGA comedy act of Schmuck & Jeffries betrayed AMERICA, and let them get away with it, and EVERYBODY knows it.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Ok.

I was talking about 2020.

The one before the one you are talking about.

Also, most 'die hard leftists' were disgusted by Kamala's pro-Genocide stance... the Dems did basically everything they possibly could to obfuscate and deny and/or justify that, leftists were fucking furious about it.

And a pretty good deal of actual leftists were saying 'all these economic numbers that politicians and the media are touting are bullshit, they're incomplete, they are not reflective of reality'.

And well now we have all the job revisions and yep that was correct, I think the BLS has now 'un addded' something like 2-3 million jobs between 2022 and present.

You're conflating liberals and leftists, which betrays that you have no idea what a leftist is.

Its liberals that fall in line with standard corporate Dem talking points.

Leftists tend to challenge and critique them.

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[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What does "statistically" mean to you?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My source is I made it the fuck up!

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0

/s

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.

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[–] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 day ago

Nobody would want them though. Maybe we could move them all to Texas and let them be independent again.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And you would have less pedophiles

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I've started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same for drunk driving if you took the keys from everyone in a Ram 2500, and the overlap is significant.

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[–] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

51% more space on that commute to work!

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