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[–] speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Fuck that shit. We don’t want your garbage. That country has already shit on us enough for generations.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The MAGA to Russia immigration pipeline was a thing for a while.

Maybe they'll take them?

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I second the suggestion to give them to Israel.

The Palestinians have suffered more than enough, and the US is entirely complicit in that suffering already.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Exactly. So what are they gonna do then eh? What country is going to be flooded with their pedophiles? Fuck off. They have more people incarcerated than the rest of the world combined, maybe if they incarcerated pedophiles and powerful criminals instead of minorities and poor people the whole problem would be fixed. Their billionaires would be incarcerated, so maybe also take away their wealth and use it to create a social system so people in general will get a higher standard of living, reducing the need to turn to crime, increasing education giving people a better future, keeping people healthy and fit so they can keep working and provide for themselves.

But instead they pick on the people who do the dirty jobs they don't want to do while protecting the worst criminals (pedos) and filling the pockets of their wealthiest even more at the cost of the rest of its citizens. Citizens, many of which voted for this. A true dystopia.

So I totally agree with you.

~~Dear~~ US: Please, keep your shit inside your own borders, we're fucking done with you assholes, don't bother us with your problems.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We can deport them to Antarctica. Or the sun. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Antarctica is protected, it is inhabited by only scientists.

Why do you want to ruin Antarctica with selfish wasteful pieces of shit. Just dump them in the middle of the ocean so at least they can be useful (for a change) as fish food.

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hang on a minute that's some colonialist bullshit, the penguins were there first

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

They are put in reservations or incarcerated to be forced to work without pay and new scientists are seen as immigrants. Only the older scientists have rights.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Whatever happened to that scam where they were going to send a bunch of people to live on Mars? Let's revive that for them. But actually send them, say, to Venus.

Edit: I have to laugh at the downvote. Were they mad because I said the Mars colony thing was a scam? Or were they mad at the thought of being deported? LOL

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can even turn Venus into an easier direct sell. It's a lot bigger than Mars (more land = more money), actually has an atmosphere, is named after a Roman sex goddess, and is 100% free of communism (the USSR's probes were destroyed).

Sure, the scientists warn that the greenhouse effect causes Venus's temperature to exceed 400Β°C on the surface, but they already know those scientists are full of shit because the greenhouse effect is fake news.

This is glorious and I’m convinced!