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So is tea.

Maybe there is something more here, but I'm always skeptical of these studies that are more likely explained because of wealth indicators or another confounding factor, like the red wine study from like 20 years ago.

Is it possible that people that drink 2-3 cups of coffee are more likely to have an office job, which is more likely to be intellectually demanding, which decreases risk for dementia. And if you drink decaf you are more likely to have another neurological disorder that increases dementia risk.

also associated with lower blood sugar somewhat too.

Me, 8 cups of coffee deep by 9AM, shitting my guts out, listening to two podcasts, responding to a slack thread, and shitposting at the same time, knowing I won't get dementia:

If I drank 3 cups of coffee, I would be able to see my pulse. But I guess if I die of a heart attack at 50 then I am much less likely to get dementia?

2-3 cups of coffee a day gives me a headache and diarrhea.

Higher tea intake showed similar results, while decaffeinated coffee did not — suggesting that caffeine may be the active factor producing these neuroprotective results, though further research is needed to validate the responsible factors and mechanisms.

I have caffeine sensitivity and only drink decaf so uhhhh fuck me I guess 😔

As funded by big coffee?

If only I wouldn't keep forgetting

This study brought to you by Charmin

The caffeine makes you active and seek mental challenges.

ok, now do the proper controlled study comparing coffee to any other stimulant.

Stimulants like caffeine improve scores in cognition assays. Another 💩 study.