If I drank 3 cups of coffee, I would be able to see my pulse. But I guess if I die of a heart attack at 50 then I am much less likely to get dementia?

[–] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

And if you drink 300 cups of coffee in a day. Your dementia risk is 0%!!!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

A day. Not at a specific time

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Correct, 3 cups of coffee in a single day would absolutely wreck my system. :(

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. I often drink 3 cups of coffee before leaving for the office, where I usually drink a big mug-o sludge. At one point I was drinking a full 12 cup pot daily.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

Do you pee every 2 minutes?