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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] davad@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the "adventure of a lifetime."

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Well we all have to go sometime, this seems like an epic way to die.

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[–] dparticiple@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

On the open ocean you poop overboard. The US requires holding tanks within coastal waters, but most cruisers ignore it.

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The initial post has an Instagram video with him answering that very question. He can stand in the vessel and the side height is specifically just short enough to let him pee over it, or sit on it and poop overboard. For pooping he has a tow-rag...a rag that he wipes with and then throws it into the water. It is attached to the boat and towed along to get clean.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chumming the water behind him with shit.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Fishermen call the ocean "The Chuck" for a reason.

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[–] nocturne@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Stolen idea...

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That sounds incredibly boring and dangerous at the same time

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

“Raw dogging” transatlantic naval voyage

[–] doug@lemmy.today 18 points 1 month ago

Can I have his stuff?

[–] karashta@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This sounds like a medieval method of execution

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Seems more ancient or classical to me. "You're no longer allowed here, we'll give you a small chance at survival, but you're leaving"

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Boat~~s~~!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've sailed the Atlantic many times. The swell can be huge. I was in a 144m long navy frigate and everyone was seasick when we had 14m high waves. Everything broke. We could only go straight into the direction of the swell, otherwise we would capsize.

Best of luck dude, I hope you have better weather. But you're stupid AF.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago (7 children)

People crossing the atlantic in small vessels only became impressive to me once I crossed the atlantic in (at the time) the biggest vessel in the world.

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[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

People have rowed across it so I'm not surprised if he makes it but I'm also not surprised if he dies

[–] lemmylump@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can’t even lay flat to sleep or rest. That would be a non-starter for me.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right? Have you ever been on an 8-hour flight? Now imagine that for months, and add seasickness...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Exactly. Hell no.

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just keep picturing it as some sort of fishing lure for a giant ocean creature…I watch too many movies.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anything to get away from ppl, I get it.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You don't need more than a micro game boy advanced

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Deep. Vein. Thrombosis.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What happens when it flips over from a wave

[–] GardenGeek@europe.pub 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

To me it looks like it can be completely sealed... and hopefully it's designed for auto-rolling back upright.

That being said I wouldn't want to experience the feeling of a tennis ball in a hurricane for several days should I face a storm in open water... let alone the accompanying lavatory and supply situation as well as parts such as the mast and the panels being ripped off.

/edit: readability

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

One can truly enjoy his Farts with zero waste in this thing!

I envy him

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

They expect to ride out 5 storms over the 90 day trip.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the comment article, it says it’s build to act like a buoy, and will be like a “carnival ride”. It’s also able to be fully sealed for 45 minutes at a time and has some kind of snorkel system he can use. Looks like it can be pressurized too.

Combined with the small dome for his head it looks like a CTE machine to me.

[–] nocturne@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who is claustrophobic, I am going anxiety from the thought of this capsule.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I’m ok with small spaces I know I can leave, but not in the middle of an ocean.

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

gyro-seat! actually that's not a bad way to compensate for the excessive movement of a small object. gyro-cabin! A small boat is moved more than a large boat, this one is tiny. Imagine walking on firm ground after being shaken like an unopened soda can for a month.

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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Cool. Lmk when he breaks the record for smallest boat or whatever.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

3 foot boat smaller than airplane seat

Airplane seats are bigger than 3 feet? Are they going by First-Class seats?

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this gonna end up as another Oceangate situation?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His intention is to travel across the surface of the ocean. If he visits the sea floor, there will have been a problem

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Tbf, oceangate wasn't trying to touch the floor either. They're only doing so because of the problem.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Having faced Atlantic swell in a frigate, I would not want to do this.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

He crossing the Atlantic in a 3D printing benchy.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A-d-v-e-n-t-u-r-e suuure is a funny way to spell "self torture guaranteed to end in death".

Is this a thing here? !remindme 6 months "He's @#%^ing dead"

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This seems suicidal

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