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This list is missing the Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster, which is utterly unique, and, imo, absolutely S-Tier.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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(It would be B tier anyway. It doesn't work with thicker slices and it's unique features are not enough to take it to A)
You're objectively wrong, but I appreciate your conviction.
Thank you.
I don't need to click that link to know what channel it is.
I was beyond belief that such a tier list could exist without it.
No Sunbeam radiant control toaster. This list is a farce.
Came here to say this, also "hello, fellow Technology Connections watcher!"
There's dozens of us!
Way more than dozens, certainly
Only made possible through the magic of buying two of them
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God tier toaster
Toaster ovens can toast way thicker and larger slices than a standard toaster, and can also be used as a mini oven.
if i wanted a mini oven, id use an air frier. but otherwise I should probably get one
Many toaster overs are air friers (often called convection ovens). They are S tier for a wide variety of reasons!
And air fryer is just a toaster oven with a fan
My toaster oven is an air fryer as well, and a good one. Most modern ones are basically toasters/convection ovens/air fryers/dehydrators/etc.
They are so useful if you have space for them.
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As a Brit, almost all of these are an abomination and an affront to God's plans.
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Where's the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro? I don't see a picture of the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro. You must have accidentally forgotten to include the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro.
Hallowed be its name:
If you prefer to avoid single-purpose kitchen appliances, then you will prefer toaster ovens to toasters. (Also, a normal oven can do.)
A toaster oven is also the superior appliance for making toast as it can toast bread that has already been loaded up with things like butter or peanut butter.
I think I see one toaster oven in the list, listed as D tier, which makes sense for that one because it has a built-in coffee maker.
But where's the normal toaster oven in this list? That would be S-tier.
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Is there a tier class above S for the most advanced toaster ever made?
the F tier needs to be only for Internet-of-shit smart toasters with led screens.
where the frying pan?
You should change this.
An AI powered toaster would clearly stand head over heels above all the rest of these posers...
Just use more AI bro. Just one more is all you need.
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Imagine having space for a toaster.
- an oven enjoyer
Imagine having space for a toaster or an oven.
– a pan lover
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Those "c-tier" motorised hotel-buffet ones are kinda goated for their use case. Stupid for home use of course.
I still have burn scars on my knuckles from working at a bagel restaurant that used one of those when I was a teenager.
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all those are weak sauce.
behold. the best toaster that toasts toast.
used to throw half baguettes in for meatball subs.
long is far superior to short bread sized slots.
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I struggle to imagine how an actual commercial salamander is ranked lower than these gimmicky counter appliance abominations
Excuse me, am I in the right place? I'm looking for somewhere to rant about toasters that beep, and toasters with a motorised lift system.
They feel fancy and then sometimes they try to short circuit your house and then the replacement electrocutes the electrician. cough Breville cough
How the fuck am I just learning that toasters can have little racks on top for croissants?
I assume you can't actually bake them like this. This is just for reheating them while keeping them crispy and flaky, right?
It's for heating/toasting anything to big to fit in the slots like baguette croissant.
Only acceptable design is A-tier, all others are unnecessarily restrictive in size and dimensions of the food to toast. Only idiots limit themselves to sliced bread.
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