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This list is missing the Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster, which is utterly unique, and, imo, absolutely S-Tier.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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(It would be B tier anyway. It doesn't work with thicker slices and it's unique features are not enough to take it to A)
You're objectively wrong, but I appreciate your conviction.
Thank you.
I don't need to click that link to know what channel it is.
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No Sunbeam radiant control toaster. This list is a farce.
Came here to say this, also "hello, fellow Technology Connections watcher!"
There's dozens of us!
Way more than dozens, certainly
Only made possible through the magic of buying two of them
We're most of lemmy I'd bet
God tier toaster
Toaster ovens can toast way thicker and larger slices than a standard toaster, and can also be used as a mini oven.
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Toaster ovens are S tier. This is whack af.
Toaster ovens are multifunctional devices which are good for many cooking tasks. You can do a lot with one, but this flexibility means making compromises.
When it comes to the very specific task of quickly and efficiently making toast, they are not the most optimised tool.
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afraid not. nothing beats the simplicity of bread in, button down, toast out.
the F tier needs to be only for Internet-of-shit smart toasters with led screens.
all those are weak sauce.
behold. the best toaster that toasts toast.
used to throw half baguettes in for meatball subs.
long is far superior to short bread sized slots.
This is the toaster equivalent of the longcat meme.
Where's the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro? I don't see a picture of the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro. You must have accidentally forgotten to include the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro.
Hallowed be its name:
Is there a tier class above S for the most advanced toaster ever made?
As a Brit, almost all of these are an abomination and an affront to God's plans.
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If you prefer to avoid single-purpose kitchen appliances, then you will prefer toaster ovens to toasters. (Also, a normal oven can do.)
A toaster oven is also the superior appliance for making toast as it can toast bread that has already been loaded up with things like butter or peanut butter.
I think I see one toaster oven in the list, listed as D tier, which makes sense for that one because it has a built-in coffee maker.
But where's the normal toaster oven in this list? That would be S-tier.
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Excuse me, am I in the right place? I'm looking for somewhere to rant about toasters that beep, and toasters with a motorised lift system.
They feel fancy and then sometimes they try to short circuit your house and then the replacement electrocutes the electrician. cough Breville cough
where the frying pan?
Wait, that one weird toaster from the Charlie Brown movie exists in real life?
You should change this.
An AI powered toaster would clearly stand head over heels above all the rest of these posers...
Just use more AI bro. Just one more is all you need.
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I struggle to imagine how an actual commercial salamander is ranked lower than these gimmicky counter appliance abominations
Those "c-tier" motorised hotel-buffet ones are kinda goated for their use case. Stupid for home use of course.
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How the fuck am I just learning that toasters can have little racks on top for croissants?
I assume you can't actually bake them like this. This is just for reheating them while keeping them crispy and flaky, right?
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No single long slot toaster is a disappointment. Both sides are always equally toasted, and you can fit wide bread slices without having to cut them
Sorry to have disappointed you. I will do better next time.
Only acceptable design is A-tier, all others are unnecessarily restrictive in size and dimensions of the food to toast. Only idiots limit themselves to sliced bread.
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