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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 65 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

By law, you're only allowed to shoot at random people if you are a cop, ICE or Border Patrol agent. If you choose to join their ranks shoot yourself first.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 17 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

What if someone join cops to shoot ICE

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 hour ago

Then they're stupid enough to get hired as a cop

[–] eta@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

It's not really by law though, is it? It's more that the current government just encourages it despite the law.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Most rational r/askreddit post.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 48 minutes ago

That depends. Which state are you in?

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Pressed Xanax bars?

What, like medication based granola? What do you chase that with?

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 8 points 1 hour ago

Xannie bars are just Xanax pills. They’re pressed into a bar shape.

Decent chance they’re not from a pharmacy in this dude’s case. 🤣

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

“Bars” = the long rectangular 2 mg‑style Xanax tablets

“Pressed” = pills made with a pill press, usually by dealers, often containing different drugs, and sometimes debossed with an insignia

If the pills aren't branded with the dealer's mark, it's odd that they would know it's pressed at all, but they may think "pressed" = purchased without a prescription

I think the point though is that, one way or another, they ended up with noticeably fake xanax but are taking it anyway despite the awareness that it may contain random substances