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Pressed Xanax bars?
What, like medication based granola? What do you chase that with?
Xannie bars are just Xanax pills. They’re pressed into a bar shape.
Decent chance they’re not from a pharmacy in this dude’s case. 🤣
Just call yourself a compounding pharmacist and the government can’t do anything
“Bars” = the long rectangular 2 mg‑style Xanax tablets
“Pressed” = pills made with a pill press, usually by dealers, often containing different drugs, and sometimes debossed with an insignia
If the pills aren't branded with the dealer's mark, it's odd that they would know it's pressed at all, but they may think "pressed" = purchased without a prescription
I think the point though is that, one way or another, they ended up with noticeably fake xanax but are taking it anyway despite the awareness that it may contain random substances
Oh, do I ever miss having a box full of pressed hulk bars… I think. My memories from around that time are a tad hazy for some reason.