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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can’t parse that first sentence.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's gonna be there, once they're done.

[–] muyessir@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

What is the there when the time completes?

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 22 hours ago

I was thinking more Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

This is just about how my thoughts appear to me after months of outsourced my thinking to LLMs

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

do you are have speak english

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Näe jag är inte helt säker på hur man gör!

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Vi dån't use thås lätters bröther

Böt pleas du, Sweden is wönderful

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A møøse once bit my sister…

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Must have been majestic

[–] Aufgehtsabgehts@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Warum zum Henker hast du einen Kringel über deinem a?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Åh, det är en lingvistisk fråga som en lingvistikprofessor kan besvara.

[–] Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ich habe verstanden was du geschrieben hast obwohl ich mir nichtmal sicher bin in welcher Sprache das geschrieben ist 👍

Det är svenska! Jag förstår också, på ett ungefär.

[–] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Every fucking day if I could.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 144 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I'm having a stroke right now.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago

If you see primarily isn't can be of.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Call a bondulance!

[–] brap@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I’m glad that’s not just me. I actually thought my brain had failed me again.

I am high and stroking out bros

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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago

He has such a way with words. Not a good one. But a way.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are they saying that we'll have GTA 6 when the PS6 is released?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No they're saying that, Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did, and that, they became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began. Then they end the post by congratulating them by exclaiming "Congratulations Rockstar"!

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but I feel like I'm having a stroke reading your reply.

Can you dumb down what you've written?

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Just gta 6 Is there where there once did bro

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ow my brain.

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] daellat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm seriously wondering this about have you aneurysm writer

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

don't let em

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

Poisend IA posting?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 2 days ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

Rockstar clearly haven't been as far as decided to do, and it shows.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

She done already done had herses.

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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago
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