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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 94 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not to mention, fully consenting Latinas! I know "not being a rapist" is a really low bar to clear, but for a wealthy, male, politically-connected American in 2026? Fantastic. Wonderful. Groundbreaking.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

the bar is in hell and we're limbo dancing with Satan.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 74 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Crack and latinas? The man has good taste.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It all makes sense to me now: The Grand Old Pedophiles were obsessed with Hunter Biden because, if he wasn't in the Epstein files, he must've been into some real shit, right? Their minds just can't process the idea that a powerful man would be satisfied with vanilla stuff like sex with consenting adults.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, I think they know they're into the most depraved shit. It was just the now-classic projection: condemnation for sexual affairs. You think they haven't done crack with adult Latinas before sinking to raping kids?

They're not the psychiatric definition of pedophiles, in the sense of mentally-ill people with anti-social paraphilias; they're depraved monsters who know raping kids is some of the most illicit things they had yet to dabble in.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I mean. They know they're into the most depraved shit, and they like it because it's a way to break taboos and demonstrate their power. (Power is the real paraphilia.) I feel like it's literally incomprehensible to them that somebody with the connections and influence to do it (e.g. Hunter Biden), too, just... wouldn't. Because of course everybody wants to! So if Biden wasn't in Epstein's orbit, it must have driven them mad wondering what he was doing that was so much better (by their taboo-breaking standards) than what they were doing.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, at this point we're just doing theorycrafting for human monsters, but that concept just doesn't resonate with me.

That concept is the "I have any itch I just can't scratch" type of depraved, where it's a compulsion. They need just another type of stimulus because they've done it all, and they fell into child rape.

But what I see from them, and the little evidence we're allowed to hear, shows more of a laidback, nihilistic type of depravity. They have more money than they'll ever need, but why shouldn't they get a little more money by suppressing some poor-people's rights? Why shouldn't they buy that car, yacht, election, sex slave?

I imagine they look at Hunter Biden's vices the same way we look at the Amish: "why are you limiting yourself to that when it's so easy to get more?"

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 3 weeks ago

He’s literally on video banging underage hookers in China but okay

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm. I like latinas. Maybe I should try crack?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

Awwww did someone get addicted to crack?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The world is divided between Jeffrey Epstein types and Charlie Sheen types, change my mind.

(horseshoe theory is in full swing here)

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A different kind of four quadren format of if someone is safe to have around kids and can be trusted to not do drugs

[–] jimonthony@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why would a person want to be trusted to not do drugs?

Is this some Mormon cia challenge that the drugs are preventing me from understanding?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would a person want to be trusted to not do drugs?

Remind me never to have you make any deliveries for me.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Afraid he's gonna smoke the product?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cause I don't want you doing my drugs while you babysit

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Of course, I'm going to bring my own drugs to do while I babysit your kids. I'm a civilized person after all...

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mean I'd put mister Roger's in the top corner of trusted around kids and drugs, but I don't see any reason to not want someone to avoid doing drugs if required

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Jeffrey Epstein types and Charlie Sheen types

ah yes, the two genders

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's also the people who just work to survive and have nothing left over.

Unless by "world" you're only referring to those with too much money.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, but if you didn't have to work to survive which one would you be?
Work is the surest way to suppress personality, real you only comes up when you don't struggle to survive.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good point.

I think that's where your premise really breaks down because I still wouldn't be either.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's wrong with drugs and sex with consenting adults? You should have a little hedonism, as a treat.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's not a treat if I'm not interested.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I enjoyed listening to Hunter Bidens Channel 5 interview. He does seem like a chill guy

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I liked that interview too and I especially liked how he was sporting an iron front usa hat.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

Gee, it's almost as if they were lied to.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Funny how that works.