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and so have i

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately:

His prognosis is positive

But I’m still timmy-pray4crab-party

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

praying he has a swift de-covery

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ok, you know the drill: thoughts, prayers, ancient Sumerian curses, anything that might make a difference.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Currently praying to God, Jesus, and the spooky ghost specter

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Someone has to hire those Etsy witches to do their magic

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Get worse soon

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

IF HE CROAKS TONIGHT. BEERS ARE ON ME

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 week ago

All crabs report to the raving beach, repeat, all crabs report to the raving beach

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

die binch

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

pray-against

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Wishing him the worst

[–] fox@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

rip-bozo-grave

holden-bloodfeast fidel-freethrow

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

assemble the crabs, it is time. hex-crab-chapo

[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

Whatever happens to him I hope he suffers greatly 🙏

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

turtle-pogger

[–] shath@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

socialism-spectre

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

lets-fucking-go

[–] booty@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ulysses, he's weakened. Get his ass!

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

get-in

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Bro is a sack of blood, his aides have to turn him upside down so he has enough in his head to remember how to speak, just let him have the morphine at this point and send him on his way to hell

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 points 1 week ago

Ole Glitch hasn’t had his software updated in a while.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He fell after a reporter asked him a question the other day and then babbled meaninglessly after he got up.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

the shit was coming out of his diaper and mouth at the same time

[–] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

I wish him a very ribbit

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

this mfer gonna die and I'm gonna be all LMFAO

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?! pog-fish

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOFeD6Jkvoo

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's been in that USA hospice for old folks since 1985, too soon.

[–] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

thoughts and prayers I guess

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

it's happening!