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and so have i

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately:

His prognosis is positive

But I’m still timmy-pray4crab-party

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

praying he has a swift de-covery

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok, you know the drill: thoughts, prayers, ancient Sumerian curses, anything that might make a difference.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Currently praying to God, Jesus, and the spooky ghost specter

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Someone has to hire those Etsy witches to do their magic

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Get worse soon

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

IF HE CROAKS TONIGHT. BEERS ARE ON ME

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago

All crabs report to the raving beach, repeat, all crabs report to the raving beach

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

die binch

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

pray-against

[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Whatever happens to him I hope he suffers greatly 🙏

[–] fox@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

rip-bozo-grave

holden-bloodfeast fidel-freethrow

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

assemble the crabs, it is time. hex-crab-chapo

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Wishing him the worst

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

turtle-pogger

[–] shath@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

socialism-spectre

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

lets-fucking-go

[–] booty@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ulysses, he's weakened. Get his ass!

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

get-in

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Bro is a sack of blood, his aides have to turn him upside down so he has enough in his head to remember how to speak, just let him have the morphine at this point and send him on his way to hell

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 points 2 months ago

Ole Glitch hasn’t had his software updated in a while.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He fell after a reporter asked him a question the other day and then babbled meaninglessly after he got up.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

the shit was coming out of his diaper and mouth at the same time

[–] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

I wish him a very ribbit

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

this mfer gonna die and I'm gonna be all LMFAO

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?! pog-fish

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOFeD6Jkvoo

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's been in that USA hospice for old folks since 1985, too soon.

[–] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

thoughts and prayers I guess

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

it's happening!