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and so have i

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately:

His prognosis is positive

But I’m still timmy-pray4crab-party

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

praying he has a swift de-covery

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok, you know the drill: thoughts, prayers, ancient Sumerian curses, anything that might make a difference.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Currently praying to God, Jesus, and the spooky ghost specter

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Someone has to hire those Etsy witches to do their magic

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Get worse soon

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

IF HE CROAKS TONIGHT. BEERS ARE ON ME

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 month ago

All crabs report to the raving beach, repeat, all crabs report to the raving beach

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

die binch

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

pray-against

[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Whatever happens to him I hope he suffers greatly 🙏

[–] fox@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

rip-bozo-grave

holden-bloodfeast fidel-freethrow

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

assemble the crabs, it is time. hex-crab-chapo

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Wishing him the worst

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

turtle-pogger

[–] shath@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

socialism-spectre

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

lets-fucking-go

[–] booty@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ulysses, he's weakened. Get his ass!

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

get-in

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Bro is a sack of blood, his aides have to turn him upside down so he has enough in his head to remember how to speak, just let him have the morphine at this point and send him on his way to hell

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 points 1 month ago

Ole Glitch hasn’t had his software updated in a while.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He fell after a reporter asked him a question the other day and then babbled meaninglessly after he got up.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

the shit was coming out of his diaper and mouth at the same time

[–] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

I wish him a very ribbit

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

this mfer gonna die and I'm gonna be all LMFAO

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?! pog-fish

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOFeD6Jkvoo

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's been in that USA hospice for old folks since 1985, too soon.

[–] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

thoughts and prayers I guess

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

it's happening!