I’ve never been ashamed of or regretted licking ass.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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you've never drunk 14 beers at chilis, huh
I too have never been asshamed for licking ass
So uh, you busy later?
Found the dog. /s
A vintage meme! Nice
The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?
Burn your tongue on a pizza roll, they'll be gone quick
what about capsaican? can i sweat everything out with a billion capsaicans?
This made me picture someone panting so hard their tongue was flopping like a dogs tongue out the car window wearing off skin cells
The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. Once the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.
There is no escape.
Tongue of Theseus
If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?
Am I the twin of myself 7 years ago?
I really shouldn’t of let go of the girl that was into doing that to me
This is just fucked up and it shows that people these days don't have a functioning disgust reflex.
If you've never eaten or had your ass eaten, you're missing out.
You can wash your ass, you know
Being horny hampers the disgust reflex
You've rimmed this.
my My MY
My bunghole felt so good
You made me say "oh my lawd"
Thank you for blessing me
With unexpected taint cleanin'
STOP
Felchin' time
Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can't take back all times you licked his butthole.
Maybe it's a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.
I LIKE
LICKED
BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, it gets TONGUE
I want 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double. Mix-a-Lot's in trouble! Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
Sir Lix-a-Lot
Isn’t Mc hammer dead
No, he's 63
are we gonna have to make hammer an abe vigoda website
Yeah but you'll never have that pleasure again
Things that didn't happen
-Quasar
Mongo is appalled
And this is why I don't eat ass.
Well that and it's ass.
Correction: There is a scenario where Id eat ass. I'm not going to give it up, because if it happens it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. And nobody cares either way.
one lick and you'll be saying, "this tastes like shit!"