Forever being the president that lost one of the stars on the flag. He’s stupid as fuck but he knows 49 is less than 50 and if they needled him on that point it absolutely would get under his skin.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

What if Minnesota left, so Trump responded by making Puerto Rico and DC into states so he could end with 51 and claim victory?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My man knows tense situations

He fought the Predator

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If he can take on Secundus he can take on anyone

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew from the title it'd be Jesse Ventura.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

oh my gawd that's jesse ventura's music

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Body has a powerful mind.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Body keeps the score

[–] Lemmyglad@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fucking LOLed

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

This place is like the last place on the internet where I genuinely belly laugh while reading the comments.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, yes. Is there a more quintessentially LIB solution than this?

[–] free_casc@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Encourage them to do it. The more they want it, all the more internal strife that will be distracting the US from exploiting the global south.

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Moving from AmeriKKKA to KKKlanada is probably like jumping out of the fire and into the frying pan.

[–] JDvecna@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I thought this same post word for word (minus MSE) earlier today and didn't post it

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

"Visa Free travel to China, Gorilla."