Bidet master race
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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Toilet paper sucks. Bidet shower + recycled some old cotton sheets into washable wipes. No gross paper lint clinging in the asshair.
I don't even use old newspapers now. I open a random news site on my phone and whipe my asshole with it to save trees.
This is yes.
What does using a bidet mean?
Using a bidet means spraying your butthole with water to clean it after shitting.
Can you turn up the power for extra fun?
only if you're cool enough
Damn. Thought so.
Thad
Bidet gang assemble!
Facts! But I also use recycled tp, because I still gotta pat dry.
Will probably switch to towels tho
I'd otherwise use towels, but I want tp to check if it's fully clean.
Gigachads use old newspapers directly
Well, in the US at least, there are more trees now than when the settlers landed at Plymouth Rock. I don't think the toilet paper industry is killing the planet.
How many of those trees are part of actual forests and not just monoculture wood farms? Also, source?
sigma washcloth on the corner of the sink cabinet gang
My shower thought of the day is wondering if the bidet vs toilet paper thing is a guy argument.
Because I definitely need to wipe when I piss. I can't just aim, fire, and shake it dry, and being wet there would just make me wonder if it was water or urune.
(Disclaimer: I don't actually know if guys do that. I haven't exactly watched. Going off what I've heard and it kinda makes sense I guess?)
I'm nonbinary and I use a bidet
Who Gives a Crap? had us piled up with toilet paper during the pandemic when everyone else was searching grocery store after grocery store for rolls.
Same. And I haven't tuned my subscription properly. I'm a bit inundated with TP still.
Are people actually smug about using recycled toilet paper? There is no possible way it actually has a major effect on anything.
Its a joke on the term virgin pulp you uncultured swine
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