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[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

considering you have to give your ID to see porn without a VPN, it's possible. they say it won't be used to log what you look at, but we know better. I use a VPN server in a free state to look at what i want.

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Couldn't you just say "it's all fabricated" if somebody threatened to leak this kind of data? I hardly see how you can consider anything to be proof that someone's alleged internet history is true

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I've been wondering since I was a teenager when stuff like this would happen. It seems comically easy for tech companies to blackmail people with their Snapchat memories of drunk nights out in college or their porn history.

Only works for a short bit though because literally everyone has this “dirt” on them and after the first few people get embarrassed publicly it will cease to hit the same

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Find out I'm trans? Or a dog? Or a trans dog and when I bark, I shoot bees at you?

A part of me wants to look up bee-proof muzzles, a part of me wants recite the entire "we can finally be bees" ytp.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Alright I've seen all of your search histories

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And how do you plan on doing that, vegeta san? Be very descriptive.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, fine, I can be bulma, now come take my phone, KING!

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Get back here you COWARD!!! No wonder you'll only ever be a prince!!! Get back here and give me the back shots you give Goku!!!

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Later princess Vageta!!! Jokes on you, you still don't know what I'm into

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

You think they'll come after me about that one time I was 17 and lied and said I was 18 that one time? Or when I was 18 and said I was at least 21? Do they take you to horny jail? I need to know in case I got to clean out. asgore-smirk

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The FBI file on Brace is just a collection of AI Fetterman porn

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

And he wants them to release it.

[–] fuckiforgotmypasswor@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

mossad is losing their talent for this stuff imo. the threat doesnt really hit the same when the biggest social media site has an AI that synthesizes CP. and the president is kinda famously one of the biggest pedos on planet earth and literally nothing is happening

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 35 points 10 hours ago

Crackpot theory: this is why 90% of run of the mill porn is now “stepmom fucks stepson” type shit - plays out exactly the same as any generic porno, but with like ten seconds at the start where someone is like “stepmom i can’t finish my homework” instead of “i’m here to clean the pipes”

“Tim Pool is into incest porn” sounds a whooooole lot worse to the general public than “yeh this guy like pretty standard vanilla porno”

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Browsing in incognito mode triggers a notice at NSA headquarters to log your session with extra scrutiny.

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

Can they help me look up the vids I can't find anymore? Not just the sissy hypno, but the hot manly neighbor banging the wife while the husband is at work?

Nice try - I’m pretty sure the statute of limitations has run out on the time i googled “Jessica Simpson boobs” on the ol’ family computer.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 52 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

felix-trash : elben rign build

Eldeb ring biuld

Drak soul 2 hand duel weld

Metal gear snake r34 before:2021

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Pet mink legal states?

Pinniped friendliest?

Antizionist JSwipe

Jobs I can vape at

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[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I just realized that capitalism is great and I actually LOVE Israel!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

I love israel in minecraft! Wait that's not how that went

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 56 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, it gets reduced to a joke a lot of the time but we basically live in a panopticon. If almost anything you did online isn't known by the government, it's because they didn't care to retrieve it.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 30 points 10 hours ago

When you are listed as "low threat" in the Palantir database 😓

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I have a podcast where I review vintage Italian pornography and the government tried to ruin my reputation by leaking that I watch modern stuff.

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Scandalous!

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 42 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've no shame so whatever, oh no my history leaked now my job/spouse/prospects are in shambles oh wait I don't have any of that... see this is why I'm always one step ahead think-about-it

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 29 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

yea but I do spend a lot of time at the library or park during the week, can't be a shut in if I'm out reading and touching grass

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just getting over a sinus infection and I want nothing more to hang out at the library/park.

But I'm not judging in the slightest. I hope you're comfy as hell

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

I manage but ty

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 hours ago

Now this reeks of an Israeli operation.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 38 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Go ahead Feds, leak my "Mommy Dimitrescu" search history, you'll only embarrass a gooner

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 43 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

now we know the real reason why r/blackwolffeed was shut down 👁️

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

dang it they know every time I typed "boobs" into google

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

Thats why I use an old calculator i found on the ground. Completely untraceable.

5318008

[–] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 36 points 11 hours ago

cia handler: "support israel or we'll tell the world you're into pawgs."

me: "globalize the intifada! now!!!!"

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 33 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

If they ever leak mine, I'll cum. Your move feds.

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 21 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

The winning strategy is to not care about blackmail and accuse them of just making shit up

[–] booty@hexbear.net 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I was gonna say, if they threatened me with this and I was some podcaster I would have immediately gone to my audience and been like "the feds just threatened to tell everyone I'm into furry porn if I don't do propaganda for them, everyone point and laugh at the feds" and then it doesn't matter what they release because I can just keep pointing and laughing and going "look at all this shit they're slandering me with"

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

“Please enjoy this deep-dive into my niche and disturbing fetishes, their cultural origins and my personal history with them. Episode 1 in a series of 5.”

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