Can be enhanced by asparagus.
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You are supposed to have the Molotov closed, the idea is for the released gasoline to catch the fire when the bottle breaks. Else you risk igniting anything in between you and your target.
Oh really? That makes sense. Tie the flaming rag to the bottle rather than stuffing it in
Best if you have the original cap for the bottle, put it in, seal it further with tape. You want the bottle to shatter essentially creating an explosion getting the contents everywhere.
Eh glass jars can still fuck someone up pretty good.
I'd go with a water balloon but that's harder to fill with piss and more likely to break in hand.
Gotta be a happy medium like an easily breakable plastic bottle.
Water gun. Then you can aim it directly at their face and get their entire mask soaked in it. Bonus points for dehydrated, stinky piss.
Don’t forget your asparagus and stinky bean.
But what if your victim is allergic to latex?
We should just piss on people.
that's harder to fill with piss and
No way, it's very easy. You just put the balloon on like a condom and unleash the beast
Requires sufficient pressure. It is easier with warm liquid though.
Leaving it out in the cold overnight can freeze the balloon, but take care to check how thin the walls of the frozen balloon are. The goal, IMO, would be to freeze it enough to use a launcher, but not enough to be frozen solid.
This provides a secondary benefit of unexpected shards of piss distributed at impact.
Please note that current testing has been with standard balloons, in -5F to 15F, in the shade, with only water. Methods may be improved with water balloons - a bit smaller, with thinner latex to ensure it breaks, but more flexible, and designed to handle being filled with liquid.
Field testing is highly recommended.
Why are we focused in water balloons when condoms exist? Are they too resilient?
Piss into a condom then squeeze it down into the tip until you have a happy medium between bursting pressure and throwability.
Tie it off like a water balloon, then tie an additional knot (or double knot) a few millimeters higher. Repeat process until you have a bandolier of piss-filled condom balloons.
You can separate them ahead of time or keep it intact depending on situation. Either way, I recommend a styrofoam cooler or other easily disposable hard-walled transport vessel.
This method allows you to customize the caliber of ammunition as well as providing a simple method for multiple contributors.
Why are we focused in water balloons when condoms exist? Are they too resilient?
Water balloons are designed to be broken on impact. Condoms are engineered to be resistant to breaking.
I'd prefer the water balloon.
Every pressure vessel has a burst pressure!
For the price of a 12 pack of condoms I can get 300 water balloons.
I just piss directly on the cops, you don’t have to carry around any incriminating evidence and you can easily adjust the piss level to fit the situation. No “one piss fits all” solution means you can piss on way more cops per gallon of water.
Maybe something like the plastic balls that are filled with bright orange dye that they have in convenience stores in Japan to throw at escaping shoplifters.
But with piss, of course.
Those of us who have been on the internet too long have seen a glass jar fuck someone up pretty good.
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Petrol!? PETROL!? DO NOT and I can't emphasize this enough, DO NOT PUT GASOLINE IN A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL.
what will happen. It will explore the second you flick your lighter. Before it even comes into contact with the rag.
Gasoline is literally explosive. It's not just an accelerant.
It will explode. The fumes are enough to make it explode.
Yes, use diesel
Nocody
Professionals have standards mate.
PISS melts ICE
Jarate?! Nooooo!