Your body cant handle a little plant cum?
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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You look to me like a plant that would fuck a person in the sinuses and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to ~~give them a reach around~~ smell nice. I'll be watching you!
omniseasonal is still seasonal ;D
You'll show that immune system its in a whole world of shit.
Gods, I quit smoking back in 2020, and my allergies have been brutal ever since.
Like, it's freaking winter here, can I not get a month break at least? No? So it's snotty nose and itchy eyes for me then.
2020? Yeah, that'll have been Covid.
Luckily (less luck an more a nigh religious isolation and mask use habit) I missed getting covid. The timing of me quitting and covid starting was a wonderful thing though. I can't imagine trying to maintain that addiction with all the risks being increased and supplies of the cigarettes being lower.
I had started chantix well before the first reports started making it into my awareness, and by the time the first waves of deaths here in the US were puckering buttholes, I was done smoking, and had moved over to zero nicotine vape pens to handle the habits of having something to do with my hands and mouth (other than trying to suck cock at glory holes, which didn't seem wise with covid raging anyway).
The masks originally muted the allergies when out in the world, but this house is old as a Neanderthal dick, and at least twice as dusty, so I was often tempted to just wear a mask at home too lol.
Fuck, that was a wild couple of years. Covid was fucking traumatic even though I never caught it. My anxiety spiked just now remembering how bad it was.
Unless you tested every day, you don't know if you had Covid. Many people don't have symptoms or don't recognise them, which is why it spreads so easily.
Covid is still around, it's killing more people than it was at the start of the pandemic, and also giving millions of people long covid, heart disease, allergies, etc.
Dude. Don't be a dick.
First, you don't have to test every day, just frequently. And I was because two people in my household are immune compromised. Since my kid did get covid, there was a span where I was testing every day, as were the two adults with immune system compromisement.
Second, I'm disabled and was dealing with my own medical issues which necessitated regular trips to the doctor, so it wasn't just home testing being done.
Third, I'm not a fucking moron, and I was in the medical field back when I could still work.
So, I know I didn't fucking have covid, or I wouldn't have fucking said so.
Maybe not starting from a place of condescension would be a good thing for you in the future@
It's cold and terrible weather here, I am now experiencing asthma from the exhaust emissions of vehicles on my commute, I can't use deodorants, I can't be around colleagues who use parfumes or stronger deodorants and I can't use fabric softeners when washing my clothes.
Theoretically I only have seasonal allergies...
Also I am allergic to dogs, but I am not giving up my doggo!
A jelly donut?
if it last whole year its likely something like dust mites, or dry weather.