this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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Just cast Resist Frost bro
NO!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SCRIBE THIS?
DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT MEMORIZE RESIST FROST OR RESIST FIRE IF YOU ARE A WIZARD. THOSE ARE SPELLS CAST BY A THIRD RATE SORCERER BOUND TO A FIFTH RATE DEMON. A PROPER SPELLCASTER SHOULD BE WELL PREPARED FOR ANY WEATHER, TEMPERATURE, OR CATACLYSMIC EVENT BY SIMPLY DRESSING FOR THE OCCASION.
A SIMPLE CLOAK, SCARF, OR EVEN RING OF RESIST ELEMENTS CAN BE FOUND AT NEARLY ANY RESPECTABLE MARKET ACROSS THE REALM AND PURCHASED FOR LESS THAN A SINGLE SILVER!!! IF YOU ARE REALLY STRAPPED FOR COIN, A WELL-PREPARED ADVENTURING SPELLCASTER OUGHT TO SIMPLY OPT FOR UNENCHANTED GEAR AND BRUSH UP ON THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF THE PRESTIDIGITATION CANTRIP WHICH CAN WARM CLOTHES.
SPELLCASTERS WHO TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN CERTAIN SPELLS WHICH PROVIDE MORE UTILITY THAN 'RESIST FROST', LIKE INVESTITURE OF ICE, MAY DRESS HOWEVER THEY LIKE BUT I THINK THE AVERAGE WIZARD WHO HAS JUST LEARNT MAGIC MISSILE OR SORCERER WHO HAS BEEN ENSNARED INTO A PACT WITH SOME DEMON OUGHT NOT TO WASTE TIME AND MONEY LEARNING RESIST FROST OR RESIST HEAT. THEY ARE USELESS SPELLS!!!
THOSE ARE SPELLS CAST BY A THIRD RATE SORCERER BOUND TO A FIFTH RATE DEMON.
Kaiba get off your phone this is a serious investor meeting. Everyone thinks you were taking notes about the next duel disk line the whole time. I'm NOT going to lie to them again and say you were having another ADHD day. We already rescheduled this THREE times.
Woohoo 2026 year {of the gamer|accelerated climate crisis}
Little bit of light hearted gamer humor for these trying times
I feel it captures something true about the current moment
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B^U
Oh man so true