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[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude unironically called his account "Ozymandias" after the Watchmen character, holy shit, dude probably thinks he is actually the smartest person in the world, and of course he's got major issues with women, probably thinks women are "naturally less intelligent" than men or some bullshit.

Every fucking time. Every time there's some anti-com who claims that communism or "tankies" are mindless idiots who know nothing they always turn out to be some massively pathetic loser. They never actually have any evidence to back up their position, just hatred and bigotry. It's almost like they hate communists because unlike liberals, we will actively point out their misogyny and racism, and won't quietly tolerate it until they get overconfident and go too far, we don't even tolerate their dogwhistles.

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

after the Watchmen character

Why not after the poem? Which is not any better of course.


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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

The poem is about how immaterial we all are and how no matter how mighty we may seem, we too will be lost to the sands of time. It's humbling. There's no way this guy named himself after the poem, unless he's never read it and thinks it is just a "smart guy thing" to reference it, which I suppose would check out.

[–] Maeve@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Holy cannoli, that's possibly the most incel toxic masculinity I've seen or heard in three years, online or 3D.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey its the AuSStralian who spends all his time being mad about tankies and China

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Drew pavlov?

[–] MarxMadness@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This shit is going to ring more and more hollow as libs get radicalized by ICE violence. You can't get to the point where libs are talking about protesting while armed (or doing it) and simultaneously punch left because they aren't pacifists.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

The libs don't know that there is a ticking clock on that sort of behaviour. The fascists do though, they know they only have so much time before the libs finally learn their lesson about the fash and stop punching left.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago (6 children)

At this point I barely even know who the libs are talking about. I know what they mean by a tankie, they mean someone identifiable leftist who expresses sympathy for the west's enemies.

But where are they even interacting with tankies anymore? Who have they identified as tankie leadership? Hasan Piker? Mark Ruffalo? I have a feeling liberals will simply get into arguments on Twitter and that's who they figure their political enemies are. Like who are they kidding, smash red fascism? They gonna start sending anti-antifa to harass PSL? Are they gonna go surround a Marxist bookclub or harass one of those North Korea friendship orgs full of elderly Koreans? Good luck I guess

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I believe what they're doing is pre-preparation for an eventual future where they have to oppose a vanguard party that is gaining real ground. The preparation is essentially "ew no ignore those people, they are tankies" so that people close their eyes and ears to anyone from such parties before even hearing what they have to say.

Right now it's not that important but down the line they see a need to pre-program people for that response.

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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

I was staying at a volunteering farm in Chile recently and some guy turned up, objected to me being communist (I have a fairly prominent hammer and sickle tattoo), asked me if I was a tankie and got upset when I said yes, and then still thought that when I was cooking dinner for me and my friends that he was by default invited to partake.

Because I'm such a nice guy I let him have some on the first night, but on the second night I had to remind him that Chile was still a capitalist country and that he could buy and cook his own fucking dinner.

Favio, on the off chance you are reading this, you are a shit worker, you lazy fucking bum.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 64 points 2 days ago (11 children)

This is just a shitty version of that actually good Luigi meme

also:

I’m not saying you’re right or wrong but it is certainly interesting that the most prominent tankie specimens on the fediverse average 20+ essay-length comments per day while I get fed jacketed if I spend more than 2 paragraphs refuting their bullshit.

Strange that these self described proles have enough free time between their subsistence wage earning and real life praxis to write a small novel per week…

indistinguishable from chuds talking about paid protesters

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Cowbee accomplishing housing reform by living in their heads rent free

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

"I stopped being an anarchist when I realized I was doing CIA propaganda for free"

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Strange that these self described proles have enough free time between their subsistence wage earning and real life praxis to write a small novel per week…

people are already dunking on this but what the fuck did this dude think he was saying? men in literal prison read old books. reading political theory is one of the cheapest god damn things you can do. it's basically free. as a form of self improvement and education it's one of the simplest things a prole can do over their existing work schedule.

god damn I'm mad bro was not cooking with this one

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[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Y'know, if these people can provide a consistent, material, considered method, one that could actually work, I'd be very happy, I'd go with it! Despite the way I talk at times, I really hate violence. But they never have a program! It's always this bullshit.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kind of like how EVERY single time someone tries to talk about how Marx is hundreds of years old and we need to “update” the theory to the modern world it’s just Kautskyism again

Weird how this “update to modern conditions” is always just Liberalism and moving to the right and becoming chavinistic and abandoning our international comrades in some way. How come the update is never anything else? Never getting even more radical or trying something completely new and different, taking the dialectic in a new direction for new times?

Jacobin Soc dem types will never stop trying to steal Marxism from the Marxists and dilute it into nothingness. Why don’t they fuck off and get their own thinkers?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Haha yes let's punch left while the fascists are literally kidnapping our neighbours, shooting innocent people and throwing grenades in vehicles full of children. This is a very rational use of my time during the current moment.

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 52 points 2 days ago

How to overthrow capitalism:

  1. Immediately punch left

  2. Post online about how good you are at punching left

  3. ???

  4. We did it lemmy!

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is Reddit karma farming because it's based on that Luigi meme and also doesn't involve any real experiences. It's a thing you can post to liberals and get social kudos for it.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember talking to a baby radlib who was spouting this “red fash” crap and asking if they had ever done anything in real life and had ever encountered any of these so-called “tankies” and “red fash”. They started saying “yeah a bunch of them came to our protest and we beat them up and everyone clapped” and that’s when I realized I was talking to a baby and a liar.

They had worked themselves up to a fever pitch over figments in their imagination.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I always miss the coolest fights, every fight I've ever been in was awful, short and unpleasant and no one really "won" them at all, just some people got less fucked up. But so many guys I've talked to have had amazing fights where they totally kicked someone's ass like they were John Wick. I wish I could be around for some of these fights, they assure me that they are very impressive and spectacular.

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[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

"Oh you're a leftist? Have you heard of the kangaroo chronicles?" 😬😬

[–] whiskers165@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Repeatedly calling tankies stupid but also criticizing us for writing essay length comments

When we engage with them we're writing thought out responses. When they engage with us it's thought terminating cliches and name calling.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 49 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This is why i have infinite respect for our comrades who can wade into these waters and not lose their head

I'm too short-tempered to argue with people like this

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine living in an ever increasingly fascist world and thinking anti fascist are the problem

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago

Vote for hindenburg to own the tankies

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Chana@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is a fairly correct depiction of the liberal "anti-tankie" crowd. More focused on anticommunism and punching left than on building serious anticapitalist projects, so they always fail or end up tailist or worse. They barely even know what their own words mean, or actively avoid learning them, and just throw around things like "organize!", "vote!", "mutual aid!", all individualist things shouted into the void, bereft of any material concept of what that would actually mean in practice. Except voting, they know how to do that: it's just waiting around for years and sometimes pressing a button or marking a piece of paper. Nevermind that the people they want you to vote for are the ones pushing hard to fund the "gestapo" you only realized existed ten minutes ago. Surely your resistance movement of giving more funding to your oppressors will do wonders.

Faced with this political anemia, soothing themselves with rationalizations about how it's actually better to attack the only political framework to ever challenge capitalism for any length of time. Often the people they criticize are same people who are ready to throw down and actually organize against fascists, whereas these unorganized people simply put themselves and their neighbors at risk, ad hoc.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Our job is to organize in the real world so effectively, to educate our communities so tirelessly, to be so fucking good at touching grass, that these people who never shut up about us are ostracized for the raving, terminally online obsessives that they are. When one of these wreckers ventures into a movement and starts saying this shit, the response must be "you mean the people who helped me fix my car for free, who taught me to grow my own food and treat my own injuries, who helped protect my family from ICE? Get outta here, dumbass."

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It also feels really nice. I live in an apartment building and dont drive, I have no reason to own a shovel aside from clearing sidewalks that dont get plowed and will handle people's walk ways as I go. Fuck their driveways cause fuck cars and i would only get half a block done. I dont live where people are weird about their lawns and will shoot you for being on em so im just seen as being a nice young person chipping in to help their neighbors. Old folks fucking LOVE it and will come talk for a while and give me treats. At work ill handle other people's jobs so they can take longer breaks on the clock. I clock in people who are running late, I refuse to make front of house pay for food and have done so openly in front of my boss who simply goes around a corner so he 'doesnt see anything'. Just do little nice things as much as possible for everyone around you even if you don't know em while also being openly a communist. Most people who dont go online to discuss politics are fairly open about their ignorance and are interested to hear about other points of view. Everyone in my kitchen thinks Gaddafi was a hero now.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Extremely my shit. Shadow boxing tankies is an extremely online thing that anyone who does irl work can ignore

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I gotta be real the Leftists I know IRL are the type to use the term Tankie as a pejorative and are not just anarchists but fucking anarchists. They help the homeless and also arm Ukraine. Not kidding, they did a benefit show to send arms to a Ukranian militia. They are ideologically terrified of power and it fucking show. There's no greater goal than bandages and patting themselves on the back for doing what the state shoild be doing. Cool that you built sheds for the homeless. The cops tore em down the second tourist season opened. The horse is constantly pushing the cart

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's embarrassing that liberals can't see through this shit in 2026. It's somehow more pathetic that they're too scared to put on a MAGA hat when they say it or cheer it on like John Birch Society hogs.

At least Deceptichum has an fun name for a fed account. That's kind of quirked up for the State Department.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I remember this dude, got so mad by Cowbee calmly showering him with theory that he turned into a corncob.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

“Literacy” was always the most basic tool of totalitarian propaganda. If you are not literate you can’t be fed communist propaganda. The most steadfast anti-communist I knew in my childhood was my maternal grandfather who was illiterate. Communist propaganda did not reach him

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