Terrible Estate Agent Photos

Someone: My spouse has an ass so good, I want to put it in a showcase.

Contractor: As long as the check clears, consider it done.

The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.

• why is there a wall of floor-to-ceiling windows?
• why don't the windows have blinds?
• why is there carpet?
• why would you put a candelabra... there?
• how do you get into the shower? it has to be on the right, next to the sink, but...
• why are the towels as far away from the sink as possible?
• why is there an empty vase in the shower window?
• why does the shower have windows?
• why have a stall shower in a bathroom this huge in the first place?
• why is there a floor hvac register? what happens if the shower floods?

As weird as this is, it's better than a lot of modern showers where people just don't put any door or curtains because it looks nice or whatever. Those you just end up freezing in.

Where bathroom?

"And what do you want for your shower?"

"You know the backscatter machines from the TSA checkpoint?"

"Say no more"

Soulles minions of orthodoxy don't know a cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber when they see one.

I'm pretty sure I saw something like this in a listing for a place by Bde Make Ska in Minneapolis. That building had some interesting layouts due to round walls.

I feel like there's a not-terrible version of this concept and this is its Wario

This is the stuff i love seening Ryan George trash talk.

I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.

"Chefs kiss"

This bathroom is why we don't have enough to buy a home or have children or pay off student loans...

Pretty sure I would keep bumping my head trying to drink from that glass of water 😂

That cup is probably there so the owner can rehydrate from all the sex he's having in that pussy-magnet of a shower.

If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn't rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I'm going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.

This is actually the most impractical shit I've ever seen.

Shower in the middle of the room - weird choice, bad use of space, and it ain't even that big for a centerpiece. It's actually a normal size walk-in shower. Serious followup: why is the towel hangar so far away from it, and is that a drain right next to the carpeted area?

What appears to be the sink implies the toilet is further back in the room.

I'm not gonna question the random carpeting, the six windows or the lack of blinds.

This is just tacky-ass shit. You wanna see good bathrooms, google Mediterranean style ones.

Looks like the tree from Myst.

It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.

That's a lot of windows for a room with a shower in it.

Sorry but the Carpet is a no go. Bad design.

It can earn some points back if the Candelabra being pulled opens the door from the outside and it pushes open from the inside.

> No blinds on the windows

> Head-to-ankle glass windows in the shower

> Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you'd have to close

por

quoi

Edit: And there's randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.

Is it good? No. But like, I don't hate it. I do hate that it's too small to fit two people in though