Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
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It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.
Then how do you expect to assert your dominance over them???
Piss right over the fence
Lmao, that's the most reddit thing I've read on lemmy.
I guess this reference just proves we're all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol
What the fuck!
For real. It's like the dude doesn't know about poop knives or something.
Huh...yall need fiber and a toilet. But I understand he needs a lot of things. Curtains number 1.
And a poop knife.
If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.
Or they could afford a butler to stomp it for them.
"Jeeves! Stomp, if you will."
Yes mlord
Who said anything about interacting? They said 'watching'.
and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.
I mean people who can afford to build houses like this usually buy the surrounding lots so they dont have any direct neighbors.
Ehhhh, not necessarily. Just take a tour of any McMansion neighborhood in the US.
gauzy drapes, dude.
I dunno, maybe their neighbors cheer them on to have a successful waffle stomp?