this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Then how do you expect to assert your dominance over them???

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Piss right over the fence

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago

Lmao, that's the most reddit thing I've read on lemmy.

[–] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago

I guess this reference just proves we're all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

For real. It's like the dude doesn't know about poop knives or something.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Huh...yall need fiber and a toilet. But I understand he needs a lot of things. Curtains number 1.

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Or they could afford a butler to stomp it for them.
"Jeeves! Stomp, if you will."

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Who said anything about interacting? They said 'watching'.

and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I mean people who can afford to build houses like this usually buy the surrounding lots so they dont have any direct neighbors.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 1 points 14 hours ago

Ehhhh, not necessarily. Just take a tour of any McMansion neighborhood in the US.

gauzy drapes, dude.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I dunno, maybe their neighbors cheer them on to have a successful waffle stomp?