He looks like Ed Sheridan is turning into Brian May (not that one).
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2026
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Just let stupid people kill themselves in peace. The press doesn't even talk about it anymore... I guess journalists noticed he's just dying, or he got out of money to buy attention.
Anyway, that's 7 years, not 5.
My vision is still fucked up from when my eyes rolled to the back of my head from hearing my Grok attached overweight uncle say we're all going to live to 120.
My tin foil hat theory is it's to push these boomers and X'ers further into stock market greed because they're now scrambling to secure retirement savings for a few decades they hadn't planned for.
Solid theory tbh.
If true, how does that profit Elon Musk? Don't think that Cunt does anything productive except for himself.
I mean name a stock more divorced from reason and driven by greed than TSLA right now. Dude literally has more to lose than anyone.
Dude is harvesting young people blood, he fucking vampire. So no he should not be walking the streets in peace.
It is worse, he uses his kid as a blood bag.
The jump from 2018 to 2023 was the 25 years I thought
The meme is 2 years old
In order from left to right:
Younger, Older, YoungerOlder, Bono
Who is this?
Based on the latest image, Ebenezer Scrooge.
Step 1: Become a vampire Step 2: Drink blood Step 3: Be immor(t)al
And all it took was stealing his son's blood
The fact that anyone can gloss over this fact without thinking he should be in prison for child abuse is beyond me.
I wish people wouldn't just post random stuff like this without any sort of explanation.
Venture capitalist obsessed with eternal youth drinks his son’s cum to stay young forever, or something like that.
Thats pretty much accurate
shitpost-factor increases the less that is uncovered by op
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Surprisingly the person being quote-posted is the subject. It's this weirdo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Johnson
Making ex-Mormons look bad.
Does he have an eating disorder?
He has an everything disorder.