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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 47 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Just let stupid people kill themselves in peace. The press doesn't even talk about it anymore... I guess journalists noticed he's just dying, or he got out of money to buy attention.

Anyway, that's 7 years, not 5.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 31 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

My vision is still fucked up from when my eyes rolled to the back of my head from hearing my Grok attached overweight uncle say we're all going to live to 120.

My tin foil hat theory is it's to push these boomers and X'ers further into stock market greed because they're now scrambling to secure retirement savings for a few decades they hadn't planned for.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

Solid theory tbh.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If true, how does that profit Elon Musk? Don't think that Cunt does anything productive except for himself.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I mean name a stock more divorced from reason and driven by greed than TSLA right now. Dude literally has more to lose than anyone.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Dude is harvesting young people blood, he fucking vampire. So no he should not be walking the streets in peace.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

It is worse, he uses his kid as a blood bag.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 7 points 11 hours ago

The jump from 2018 to 2023 was the 25 years I thought

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br -2 points 11 hours ago

The meme is 2 years old