"Everybody makes mistakes babe, want to make another one?"
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2026
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It's crazy that I have seen dudes use those words as a pick-up line. It's even crazier I have seen it work.
I've seen girls use this pickup line. Cis ones!
Fair enough. I have had an ex who was into the leg locking thing and saying things along those lines. I'm honestly very lucky to only have 1 kid.
Breeding kink is a thing. Just sayin.
True. But like right out the gate? Never talked to the person before? I can spit game when I want, but I'll tell ya there's just some folks who got a unnatural ability to know what to say.
No, I agree with you, it is weird. Some people be horny, I guess.
I have an iud
So you're saying we'll have to try harder and repeatedly
Challenge accepted
So what an ied or something?
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I wouldnt get in a car with one either
Cause I would rather run over an IED, than ever have to hear the BC speak to me...
And it's a... fucked up arrangement. Our PPE prevents proper engagement. In OIF seven or seventeen, it really doesn't matter I'm OFP.
The war's already over, so let's go home. Can't wait to go on leave so I can get stoned...
Come over and you can add STD to the list of three letter words you have!
She didn't say no...
(Srysly though she also most definitely did not say yes!)
With dyslexia that bad, I wouldn't trust him to follow directions.
Sometimes that's fun too...
That's ok. He has some old antibiotics she can use!