“ugh! it doesn’t taste like cake at all… maybe this one will”
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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Yeah. Biting one is funny. Biting two is psychotic.
I think these are different teeth. Like one person tried it and another had insatiable curiosity after seeing the bit one.
Crumbl sounds like the name of a trendy new app that does what something else on the internet did better 30 years ago, but hyped to hell and back, and somehow has a market cap of 396 trillion dollars
You’re mostly right. They’re trendy with an app. Although their overpriced cookies aren’t great, they are fresh and therefore better than any you’d likely find on the internet.
Somebody forgot to brush teeth and got creative.
Why would anyone want to smell like this?!?!
I work in foodservice and I have gotten compliments from guests when I wear chocolate scented cologne. I could see a place for a cake fragrance as long as it's not overly strong.
Yeah, but that's cool and niche. Suave making people smell like the Cinnabon at the airport gives me the ick.
Can I admit something to you? Printer not to tell.
Tap for spoiler
It's Axe body spray.
Good choices are still choices. Ride the high, you earned it.
People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?
Whatever tf confetti cake is, you can have all this
The problem is not that someone did that, its that there are two of them...
Do you really want to smell like sweaty confetti cake? Do YOU think THAT is SEXY??? Gross!
do you want to smell like a sticky 5 year old? do we have the deodorant for you!
Available exclusively at the Little Saint James Island gift shop.
From what I learned on tv, they can use the shape of dentures to find the culprits.
This is why you buy dentures at the thrift store.
Ahh that's why deodorant was locked up the last time I was at Walgreens
Why are people eating deordorant?
I bet they walk around like their shit don't stink.
Well, did it taste like cake?
Maybe they were trying to fart confetti?
..I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It'd such a great smelling smile!
Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3....there it is, I'm smelling, go ahead and smile! And I'm smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I'm telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I'm smelling you!
People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!
