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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?

From what I learned on tv, they can use the shape of dentures to find the culprits.

[–] pntha@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“ugh! it doesn’t taste like cake at all… maybe this one will”

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah. Biting one is funny. Biting two is psychotic.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I think these are different teeth. Like one person tried it and another had insatiable curiosity after seeing the bit one.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The problem is not that someone did that, its that there are two of them...

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crumbl sounds like the name of a trendy new app that does what something else on the internet did better 30 years ago, but hyped to hell and back, and somehow has a market cap of 396 trillion dollars

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You’re mostly right. They’re trendy with an app. Although their overpriced cookies aren’t great, they are fresh and therefore better than any you’d likely find on the internet.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are people eating deordorant?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I bet they walk around like their shit don't stink.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago

Somebody forgot to brush teeth and got creative.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

This is why you buy dentures at the thrift store.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would anyone want to smell like this?!?!

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I work in foodservice and I have gotten compliments from guests when I wear chocolate scented cologne. I could see a place for a cake fragrance as long as it's not overly strong.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, but that's cool and niche. Suave making people smell like the Cinnabon at the airport gives me the ick.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Can I admit something to you? Printer not to tell.

Tap for spoilerIt's Axe body spray.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Whatever tf confetti cake is, you can have all this

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you really want to smell like sweaty confetti cake? Do YOU think THAT is SEXY??? Gross!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

do you want to smell like a sticky 5 year old? do we have the deodorant for you!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Available exclusively at the Little Saint James Island gift shop.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ahh that's why deodorant was locked up the last time I was at Walgreens

[–] pero@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Well, did it taste like cake?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe they were trying to fart confetti?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

..I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It'd such a great smelling smile!

Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3....there it is, I'm smelling, go ahead and smile! And I'm smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I'm telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I'm smelling you!

People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!