this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's regular laxative but with industrial strength pop rocks in it.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

industrial strength pop rocks

That…that’s just C4.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Puts the "explosive" in "explosive diarrhea"! 💥💩

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Semtex, as per the meme.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I lost my mind laughing at this the first time I saw it.

same this time too.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago

Do NOT take this if you caught a cold. One sneeze and half of your apartment is gone.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

tub girl flashbacks

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Made me think of that game someone on Lemmy made where your shit propels you upward through the map

Need to find that one again

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds like Flappy Wings except with explosive diarrhea

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That's a cow but brown?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

how to prolapse your rectum in one trick. the chocolate is probably filled with miralax powder.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day. I mean this sincerely.