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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 57 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago

this is what is said in my head anytime i read or hear anything he has said

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

shut the fuck up Bernard

shut the fuck up and die Bernard

FTFY

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

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[–] KoloradoKoolAid75@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 4 days ago

Nice to see MSE alphabet getting used lol

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Average moderate Azov soldier name badge

[–] context@hexbear.net 42 points 4 days ago

honestly i don't see how trump could possibly wriggle his way out of this one. he'll have no choice but to implement democratic socialism.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"THE SPOILS OF IMPERIALISM AREN'T TRICKLING DOWN TO ME ENOUGH!!!"

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

Insert Stalin's evergreen quote about socdems being the left wing of fascism

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

There's this odd thing social democrats do, where they act like imperialism is what prevents us from having free healthcare or college or parental leave. It's the exact opposite, European social democracies were able to achieve those things because of imperialism. The empire creates jobs, creates export markets, provides cheap imports, provides plentiful resources for exploitation, displaces imperialized workers who are forced to work for low wages in the metropoles to provide remittances, prevents overseas competition, and ensures currency dominance. Social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism.

The US is a special case because its colonialism has always been turned inward. Colonized subjects within the US don't get to benefit from imperialism, so no free healthcare or college. Instead, work sets you free and service guarantees citizenship. You only get to have healthcare or college or parental leave if you "deserve" it. The US doesn't have a moderate wing of its fascism.

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

The left wing of fascism, everyone!

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

Okay, if I was gonna be as charitable as possible with Bernard is saying here, yeah I guess I get the point you're trying to illustrate but Jesus fucking Christ there are better ways to get that point across Bernardo.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

This doesn't even make sense as a rhetorical device.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this guy fucking stupid?

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Worse, unfortunately, he's an imperialist :(

I want my $27 back.

[–] whiskers165@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is off topic but with a little mutual aid group I do on Mondays I got into it with another member who was going off on "China bad, China = authoritarian" nonsense. Without getting into the weeds too much at one point she said that rather than China she would rather live in a socialist country like they have in Europe and I just about raged out. What no theory does to MFer. Western ~~"leftists"~~ libs really think social democracy is socialism and that socialism is fascism, she really called China fascist.

How do we even get through to these people that socialism isn't about social welfare but actually about workers control over the means of production? I swear to god some of these people think socialism begins and ends at the state giving out free shit

Obviously the mission is mutual aid and China is more than capable of defending itself without me but my fucking god, last night I heard it all, uigher genocide, brainwashed masses too scared to disapprove of the state, wage slavery, African debt trap, China is the real fascists, Western Europe is the real socialists, Chinese billionaires, China authoritarian, Chinese have no freedom, "my white American friend moved to China and moved back after a few years because it was suffocating" as if the Peoples Republic exists to cater to the sensibilities of white Americans immigrants.

Makes me wanna pull my hair out talking politics with ~~"leftists"~~ libs. At least we can agree on the work that needs to be done in the near term but I need to convince these people to read theory. Anarchist, ML, anything other than this Berniecrat redditor lib shit

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Just throw the term White Man's Burden in this person's face because they're exactly what it describes. Instead of Christianity, it's "religious freedom." Instead of civilization, it's "democracy." China rejects this because these same excuses were used to justify a Century of Humiliation.

Straight-up call that person out as a white supremacist who thinks non-whites can't think for or govern themselves.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

~~Scratch~~ Mention China near ~~a liberal~~ and American "leftist" (liberal) and ~~a fascist~~ Yankee hitler ~~bleeds~~ crashes out.

[–] yunqihao@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

How do we even get through to these people

barbara-pit

Or

wall

[–] newacctidk@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

I hate him so much. I was checking my email the other day and noticed the title of an email from Sanders' people on the date Maduro was kidnapped saying "I have great news and bad news". Not even gonna touch that one but FUCK BERNIE.

[–] KoloradoKoolAid75@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 4 days ago

UNLIMITED GENOCIDE ON BERNIE AND HIS BROS‼️

CW: Self Harm


Credit: @fuknslammer on Xitter

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

I'm sure that the US will maintain the privileges its new vassals used to have. Not like they have other colonies that have barely anything at all.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 4 days ago

no, obviously
that isn't how this shit works
if the us occupies greenland then greenlanders will no longer get that stuff

[–] built_on_hope@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

Imperialist Presidents hate this ONE rhetorical trick!

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

as bad as it is, this is what reaches americans because this is how we’re taught from a young age to think.

there will actually be people who were indifferent to all of this who read this tweet and realize “wait he’s right what am i getting out of all this?”

its the wrong lesson to be taken away. its the wrong lesson to teach to begin with. but we live in a capitalist fascist dystopia so i will accept any means of making people question whats going on even if it ultimately leads them in another (less harmful) ideological position

not to defend bomb em all bernie or anything

[–] oculi@anarchist.nexus 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Think of how this will affect the Indigenous people of Greenland, and standing in solidarity with their centuries of suffering? Not for the western "leftist"!

Just whine about how this won't benefit the US labor aristocracy :D

[–] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 days ago

And when he talks of the US people, do you think he internally includes the genocided native American's as part of that? Probably not.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

What a dumb post

jesus, bernard this is the dumbest shit you coulda said today and you just went ahead and fuckin did so

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

can this guy just tell the fucking truth instead of just virtue signaling like a dancing monkey

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

When you’re clearing out your throat before the audition.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 4 days ago
[–] OttoboyEmpire@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

resident scolds prefer sanctimonious finger-waging to rhetoric/policies that speak to people's materials conditions? i am shocked!

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

This is how Bernie can still win

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

What does this mean?

Is thelastaxolotl the scold in this case for disliking the Yankee social fascist in chief's self-centered tweet?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If I was in charge I'd ban every single one of these USA "democratic socialist" clowns lmao

[–] Simmy@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You are not wrong, but I'll settle for Bernie over the loon anytime. Let's be real here, any wiff of communism is mentioned to the masses will go right through anyone's mind just as 'commie bad'. Western propaganda has been very effective. I hate people here just pretending this little social bubble is anything but a niche, that most don't care about.

[–] Simmy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 days ago

I know what Bernie offers is a capitalist welfare state. Good luck convincing the masses what that even means or to read Marx.All I hear is 'You've got to organise' like nobody cares.