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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Oh man, they got me dead to rights. I’m not the biggest fan of basketball or cnn but everything else. The only match on the other side is I do like going to a couple major league games every summer

[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The fact that political identity apparently determines whether you use a Mac or an HP laptop is the level of specific detail I didn’t know I needed today. 😂

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago

My tankie ass on in that Thinkpad with Linux shit. The Japanese news reading public can not possibly comprehend this

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I prefer a custom built PC. What does that make me on the US political spectrum?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To put it in terms suited to a graphic printed in a Japanese newspaper:

Screenshot of the anime "Serial Experiments Lain" showing the main character surrounded by stacks of cyberpunky parts and equipment she's assembling into an insane homemade computer.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I accept this wholeheartedly.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Leftist probably

Largely fits stereotypes from about 15 years ago. Not the most ignorant I've seen.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Not a single gun. No oil. No megacorporations. The fundamental issues of the core divide aren't even hinted at here.

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Being on the side of the HP laptop should be enough of a wakeup call.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

FINALLY! Someone mentions the grossly unacknowledged Starbucks-Pepsi political divide!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Naww... the rednecks down here love their Coke. I call bs

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Double bs. The divide is between starbucks and gas station 64oz tumblers of coffee.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Racetrack ftw!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 117 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Yeah you can just slide CNN over in that other column now.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And take the NYT there too

[–] optissima@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago

And every other media outlet

[–] msage@programming.dev 21 points 3 days ago
[–] errer@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

And the Tesla

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Yep move all the mainstream media out of that left column.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fried chicken got a chuckle out of me. I refuse to let the right take away my crispy chicken identity!!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The consumption of tasty dinosaur descendants transcends politics.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, they blew that one. But, I suspect it's because they associate "fast food" with KFC, over McDonald's. Although, I think McD's is nearly as well known, if not as well liked there?

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They forgot the fascism and guns on the red side. Maybe they are all inside the church.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

As Jesus intended

_* Jesus in this comment is American Jesus only. Any resemblance to other incarnations of Jesus are entirely coincidental and should not be inferred. _

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's always the buildings that are the dead giveaway. Wtf is going on with that apartment?

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This doesn't look like AI to me. The Buildings are probably like this due to sloppy drawing copy-pasted twice

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Man, they really did home in like a laser on the two worst pc brands in the world. I'm genuinely impressed...

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I guess it would be kinda inappropriate to pictographically depict a pedo. Probably not enough room under the church anyway.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They seem to understand republicans far more than democracts, other than what they call the party.

[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

For those interested in the etymology of the party names at the top:

The democrat side uses the characters "the people", "lord", and "party". My interpretation is "the people are in charge party", which makes sense because democracy is "the rule of the people".

The republican side uses the characters "share", "peace", and "party". To me, this one doesn't have an interpretation that obviously links to republicanism.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, no. Republicans and sharing are two words that won't fit into the same sentence

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

This doesn’t even make sense. What makes Basketball inherently democratic/liberal? What makes Baseball republican/conservative?

Apple is aligned with Trump thanks to Tim Cook, NYT writes with a conservative slant, HP is shit-tier hardware, but WhyTF is it red? Why list it at all?

This feels like something thrown together by someone who spent and entire weekend learning about US political culture from memes, and I’m 50% certain this was drawn by AI.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It is 100% AI, so I wouldn't think too deep on any of the choices depicted. Look at the apartment building.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

HP is BUSINESS, while Apple is CREATIVE. The greatest of political divides. /s

This picture is at least 15 years old, I remember it making the rounds during uhh, I want to say Obama's first term.

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[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I'm confused about baseball, basketball, and computers. Also not sure about coffee vs soda.

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I think demographic spillover to some extent. Basketball is seen as more of an African american sport (vs hard racism). Rural areas are also more likely have to have a gas station with a 44-64oz/1-2L fountain drink vs urban coffee shops. Macs are viewed as more artistic and high end

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[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

From some random dude on the Internet, I'm both on some parts of either side of this meme and not even in it in others.

[–] srasmus@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I knew I had good reason to hate HP laptops.

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I like that they think the business professionals just spend the day eating KFC in their pickup truck while listening to Morgan Wallen.

Although the catcher with a handgun is somewhat correct.

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[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Hahaha I'm curious about the reasoning behind the HP and mac being red/blue

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