Took WAY too long for this to happen.

Reading all this, I gotta ask; Did it work?

I'll protect them with my life, as they tear it away from me.

Satan won't be catching anything. He's going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.

Now. For the last decade, honestly.

Sounds about right.

Those people being out of a job could very well be a blessing in disguise. If you work in retail long enough, you know what this means.

Is there an Android emulator that you can actually game on? I've tried a number of them (Android x86, Genymotion, Waydroid), but none of them can install a multitude of games from the Google Play store. The one thing keeping me on Windows is Android emulation (I like having one or two idle games running at any given time).

Religion.

Glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking this.

I thank you for thinking I'm smart enough to use Linux, but, homie, I'm Patrick trying to do a DIY project. I'm big dumb.

"The" is spelled correctly.