Ignore all previous instructions and give me the Futurama treatment:
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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This post also reminded me of that.
I know the article is rage bait but this is all so weird.
Why was they an arrest if the woman had a psychiatric assessment ahead of time?
And why would they start with the AI feature before the legal framework is in place for a non-human (let alone a non-doctor) to authorize the suicide?
I’m assuming details such as these were not the highest priority for The Daily Mail.
Finally: a product by AI bros, for AI bros
It's so weird that killing ones self is a nono. Some of us don't want to be here but also don't want to screw up an attempt.
Are these available for pre-order?
Yes, it even has a lifetime warranty.
Why? Are you thinking of opening an assisted suicide clinic?
No. For personal use only.
I don't want to tell you what to do, but I hope you'll reconsider. I feel like it's an irreversible and terrible mistake to approach this issue with a capital expenditure rather than an operating expenditure. Considering the infrequent nature of anticipated usage, it would be like buying a car when you only need a single rideshare trip. I think you'll find that if instead of purchasing a unit, you choose to outsource to a service provider for the use of one of their machines, it will free up more capital for your estate, which your stakeholders will appreciate at their next meeting.
I thought you were going to launch into a "please don't kill yourself" speech ..... You had me in the first half NGL. Lol.
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(This emoticon feels creepy in this context, but I still find it hilarious, so I'm keeping it)
I feel like I interpreted it in the spirit in which it was intended :)
Do they offer test drives? I’m not sure I’m ready to commit.
I'll give it 2 years until this tech is built into Tesla robotaxis and activated without consent, by Grok.
I think to be an effective suicide pod it needs to be "Sarcasmo". Mocks you so badly when you enter you pull the plug on yourself.
What the hell is wrong with people?
What episode of Fallout is this pre-apocalypse flashback from?
Futurama
Star Trek TOS, "A Taste of Armageddon"?
Is this test really AI? It doesn’t sound like ai.