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[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I hated Zohran a couple of months ago and I still think he deserves to be killed for being Muslim but he won so I'm gonna copy all his shit

What do you mean I'm a senator and should be focusing on bigger issues like ICE murdering unarmed people in the streets? The Baileys never mentioned any of that, the Baileys never complain about fascism"

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ICE bucket challenge failed sadness

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"ICE bucket challenge" is def something :kelly: would say at the end of a comic

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

It's almost too wordy for kelly but maybe just toes the line.

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

When you actually look in the bucket instead of trusting a Democrat:

dead-dove-2 dead-dove-3

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Because pillars are Maoist.

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

planks are socialist

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

should've used burgers

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Americans can't understand things unless they're related to household objects. E.g. spoons as a metaphor for energy/willpower.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

stalin-sandvich Please do not click Heavy Weapons Guy, instead use mirror links below

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Sounds good chuck, so I suppose you want to build some more housing with the explicit goal of lowering property values, doing union-busting on capitalists, build more green energy infrastructure, get universal pre-k passed AND universal healthcare?

You’re going to get that taken care of, right?

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Wish he would just kick one

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

The 5 buckets are the Bailey's, the Bailey's, the Bailey's, the Bailey's and the Bailey's conservative neighbors.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And of course, health care.

Unless you’re coming out in support of Medicare for All, I don’t believe you.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

"Of course" meaning "we do it every single election for the past 50 years without a single improvement so it's still necessary"

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

To be fair, they don't care about the other four buckets, either.

[–] neo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

No, Schumer. It's the five PILLARS of Islam. Get it right, you idiot.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's gonna be Abundance isn't it? 🤡

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

You know it.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

MFS been focusing on healthcare so long they burned a hole in it

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if he actually meant this and had good solutions, he'd end up remembered more fondly than Obomber, but he's obviously just trying to steer the conversation away from immigration and imperialism, right?

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

the plot twist is that the focus is pro monopoly, every time

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

To Schumer: (cw: suicidal ideation)

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Wish he was being distributed between 5 buckets

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

"We must do everything in our power to drive these costs higher!"

"All hail the line"

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can just claim to be working on the popular things when you have no actual power to push that agenda. Then you can blame Trump for problems you wouldn't have solved if you had power to solve them.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

exactly, the most politically convenient thing is to push an agenda you know will never pass. theyd never push under a blue administration. the worst political outcome is to achieve your goals (which youve willingly compromised on) and have to deal with the consequences, a lesson the democrats learned after the aca

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Can't say ICE is a bucket since he's ready to give them more funding as long as they do more "training".

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

the-democrat "Get it? It's a bucket list! All of the things you pretend you're going to do, but never get around to doing before you kick it!"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I've got 5 buckets for you champ, 5 Bakker Buckets

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Focusing on finding ways to say "we tried but we couldn't! Sorry!"

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

spoiler: all the buckets are actually just means testing

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

"These are the things we're going to say are priories and do nothing about aside from ensure profits"

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

I was told the dems were also focused on AI regulations, totally actual ones and not just ones to help big tech